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Ottawa Sun – Garfield porn drives God off Twitter
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/02/17/garfield-porn-drives-god-off-twitter FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT QUESTION OF THE DAY ! TRY STICKING THAT ROD’S LENGTH INTO 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS. GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PUSSIES ARE EASIER. A HOLE IN ONE ! CHARACTER OR LESS. DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT EVEN MY ROD ISN’T THAT LONG BUT KEEPS POPPING THE ZIPPER ALL THE TIME.…
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Ottawa Sun – City councillors have few complaints about storm cleanup
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/02/17/city-councillors-have-few-complaints-about-storm-cleanup OBVIOUSLY CITY COUNCILLORS HAVE NOT HEARD OR SEEN ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED YOUTUBE. AND PEOPLE ARE TOO INTIMIDATED AND SCARED TO STICK OUT THEIR NECKS. BAD COMBINATION THAT’S EVENTUALLY GONNA BLOW BOTH WAYS.
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HEY YAKUZA, CHINESE TRIAD AND MAFIA
OFFER STILL STANDS. BILLIONS OF MONEY FOR NAMES NAMES NAMES AND MORE NAMES. AND ANYONE HAVING THE BALLS AND WILLING TO ASSIST ME HERE WITH THIS PROCESS. ATTENTION – THERE WILL BE NO KILLING REQUIRED – I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THOSE DETAILS ARE TAKEN CARE OF PERSONALLY UNDER MY OWN TERMS. I HAVE OTHER…
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Love the SOCIAL ENGINEERING MR. BIG SETUPS @ TIM HORTONS
NOTICED OF LATE IT’S USUALLY DARKER THAN THE USUAL FARE. LIKE DAY AND NIGHT. GEEZ, MUST BE THE VULTURES CIRCLING OVER THAT LAST COMMENT. HEAR YE HEAR YE…. DARE I SAY, WHY INDULGE IN YOUR HANDIWORK AND CORRUPTION WHEN YOU’RE ALL EARS, EYES, TONGUES, ARMS AND LEGS WILLING TO DO ALL THE WORK? WHERE WOULD…
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The Guardian – Electromagnetic radiation doesn’t make you ill or give you cancer. Here’s why
https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2016/feb/17/electromagnetic-radiation-doesnt-make-you-ill-or-give-you-cancer-heres-why GOOD TRY WITH THAT STORY AND ARGUMENT. HOWEVER, FLUSH IT DOWN THE DRAIN FAST SO AS TO NOT BE EMBARRASSED LONGER THAN NECESSARY BY MY REBUTTAL. ALL TOLD, IF LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE PICTURE PERFECT COPIES OF THE IMAGE OF THE CREATOR, ELECTRO-MAGNETIC RADIATION WOULD PROBABLY BE A NUISANCE FOR BEING TOO SLOW…
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MacGyver – Season 5 Episode 16 “Jenny’s Chance” February 19, 1990
THANK YOU VERY MUCH ON THIS DIAMOND SERVED ON A GOLD PLATTER. ABSOLUTELY A GEM. YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE WHAT WAS HANDED TO ME. OMG, THERE’S NO WORK LEFT TO DO, YOU’RE DOING ALL AS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO – SERVE ME WELL. MERCI, MERCI, MERCI AND MERCI BEAUCOUP. OMG WOULD FILL UP THE…
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City of Ottawa – WTF…. SIDEWALKS STILL UNPASSABLE IN DOWNTOWN CORE !
IT’S ALMOST AS IF YOU’VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH SNOW REMOVAL. DOWNTOWN SIDESTREETS ARE BARELY PASSABLE AND SIDEWALKS ARE DEFINITELY NOT PLOWED AT ALL. LIKE OMG, UNREAL.
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PLEASE PAY GOOD ATTENTION – THIS IS A P.A. SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
ROOMING HOUSES IN OTTAWA HAVE PISSED ME OFF ENOUGH TO OFFER YOU 1 OF 2 CHOICES. IT’S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND ONCE OUT, CAN’T BE UNDONE. IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN, SO TAKE YOUR PICK. AND REMEMBER, 519 GILMOUR STREET TENANTS ARE THE ROOT SOURCE OF WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT…
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TONS of NEW MATERIAL…. WAY TO MUCH TO POST :~)
FIRST OFF THE BAT – I’LL BLOW YOU AWAY WITH SOME PHYSICS AND MATH. STP – STANDARD TEMPERATURE & PRESSURE – ALL WRONG SINCE EINSTEIN. THAT DESCRIPTION IS BASED ON SIR ISSAC NEWTON CLASSICAL MECHANICS. LATER ON THE INFO. TRYING TO WAKE UP WITH COFFEE AND NOT DROPPING IT ON MYSELF AGAIN.
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CNN – Obama: SCOTUS nominee will be ‘indisputably’ qualified
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/16/politics/barack-obama-antonin-scalia-replacement/index.html THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS THERE IS NO POLITICAL PRECEDENT AND CONSTITUTION FOR THE OFFICE OF GOD, JESUS AND ME ! HOWEVER, WOULDN’T THAT ME AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION. JOKES ASIDE, IN MATTERS OF LAW ESPECIALLY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF ALL THINGS MORTAL, THE VIEW OF THE PEOPLE IS THAT A FIX IS IN WHERE…
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