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2 1/2 officers !

One on standby in case after a 2 hour search nothing is found and one faints from the exhaustion and surprise.

Got to look good while the video cameras are rolling that someone is doing their jobs well as expected.

Mind you…. inside the building after going through 2 Samsung tablets, 4 smartphones and grabing the backpack full of laptop equipment, an additional inspection was required. Only thing… to the dismay of the inquisitive officer, I asked how many operating systems he needed or wanted to check out !

And… the standard answer is…. he would have had to send the laptop elsewhere for God only knows how long before I got it back.

Damn… next time I go buy a backup Samsung Galaxy Core Smartphone at Wallmart for the cheap price of $79 US… I’ll keep my stuff home and just make sure I have a backdoor zipper in case they need to do a rearview mirror check of all the goods.

I’ll call 911 just to be on the safe side in case one of them goes OH LA LA ! OMG !

GRAND TOTAL COST @ BORDER $22 AFTER I PAID THE TAXES AND DUTIES FOR 15 MINUTES OF SHOPPING AND A 2 HR SEARCH DELAY.

NOW FOR THE GOODIES PEOPLE !!! EYE OPENER FOR THOSE TRAVELLING BACK AND FORTH.

THE INTENT IS TO HAVE YOU STAY INSIDE THE BUILDING WHILE THEY GAS YOU TO DEATH WITH CHEMICALS SO THAT YOU BECOME AGITATED, AGGREVATED, AGRESSIVE AND REACTIONARY. COMBATIVE IS THE WORD. I LIKE TO CHALLENGE.

ALL PROFESSIONAL AND ON THE 9’s… THE WHOLE POINT IS TO RECORD ON THE COMPUTER THE CONVERSATION, GET YOU TO STAY INSIDE AND BLAST THE HELL OUT OF YOU WHILE THE FIX OF THE SEARCH IS IN PROGRESS.

HELL, EVEN THE JANITOR WITH THE WINDOW CLEANING CHEMICALS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO CLEAN EVERYTHING WHILE I WAS WAITING.

OH….. AND FYI FOR THE NICE BORDER PATROL OFFICERS IN THE BOOTHS – YOUR A/C UNITS LEAK FREON AND ALL THAT NASTY STUFF WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO ZAP YOUR SORRY ASSES.

JUST THE WAY IT GOES – BUDS !

HAPPY SEARCHES TO YOU TOO !

NEXT TIME – I’M NAKED GOING THROUGH THE BORDER WHEN SHOPPING !

HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT GOING TO BE – YIKES ???

WELL OFFICER LAMB(REAL NAME BADGE) – WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

NEVER MIND YOU SEXY THING YOU WITH THE PONY TAIL CHECKING ME OUT :~)

YOU COULDN’T HANDLE WHAT’S IN MY PANTS :~)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

FREEDOM OF ACCESS TO BORDER CAMERAS SHOULD BE A HOOT !

AND THE INQUISTIVE PRINCIPLE BORDER PATROL – NEXT TIME WHEN YOU ASK IF THERE’S ANYTHING SHARP IN MY PANTS, MAKE SURE YOU’RE SPECIFIC WITH THAT QUESTION. ANYTHING ON VIAGRA SENT MY WAY MIGHT JUST RATE AS TOP NOTCH AND EXTREMELY POINTY.

NOW… TO SETUP THAT DOLLARAMA SPECIAL FROM WALMART AND HAVE FUN TAKING WORK PICS GALORE FOR WELL GUESS WHO – BELL :~)