Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the smell of desperados and desperation waifs in the air !!!

Let’s see – overnight NICOTINE

Was it the subway sub – VIAGRA ??? or in the air as usual ?

Then this morning – TIM HORTONS KEMPTVILLE WEST

Ah… let’s not forget the great old version of U.S. Homeland security – tad shy by about OH, Pi @ the Canadian Border – remember, it took 2 1/2 men for a vehicle search. The way I remember my conversation with the nice officer, a K9 would have done it faster ! Hey, save Canadians all those extra overtime hours. And the great news, the officers are home by suppertime. No more home alone kids missing the moms and dads in their lives.

And for the kicker – STARBUCKS AWASH IN CHEMICALS FLOATING ABOUT THE AIR. MUST THE THE BLOND COFFEE WHICH THEY STOPPED SERVING AT 5PM I BELIEVE.

SHAME, AND HERE I WAS GETTING A KICK OUT OF BEING BLASTED.

WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS TOMORROW FOLKS. GOOD LUCK !

BTW – BREEZE GETTING INTO THE UNITED STATES WITH THE NICE BORDER PATROL OFFICER.

SO, SOMEONE MIGHT NEED TO CUE ME IN THE PMS SYNDROME FOR THE CANADIAN SIDE’S MEN CURLING CHAMPIONSHIP CONTEST ???

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