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Reading so many crappy stories in the NEWS lately – Calgary Herald – Oil falls to near US$30 on ‘surprise’ rise in U.S. crude stockpiles
http://calgaryherald.com/business/energy/oil-falls-to-near-30-on-surprise-rise-in-u-s-crude-stockpiles I COULD MAKE DOUBLE TOILET PAPER ROLLS AND START SELLING IT WHOLESALE IF IT WAS SO DIRTY. DAMN, WHERE’S THE BLEACH FOR THAT CRAP. SURPRISE, HUH – WHO’S THE IDIOT THAT WAS SURPRISED, PER SE ???
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Sounds like the rooming house adjective description – Montreal Gazette – Knife-wielding monkey terrorizes men at Brazilian bar after guzzling some rum
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/world/knife+wielding+monkey+terrorizes+brazilian+after+guzzling/11730915/story.html ONLY MAJOR DIFFERENCE, CRACK, METH, 420, PROBABLY HEROIN, METH, YOU NAME IT IS THE STORY DU MOMENT. BANANA JACK UPSTAIRS I THINK MAY HAVE RUN OUT OF RUNWAY LENGTH ON THAT STICK OF HIS. DOWN TO PROBABLY 1 STROKE AT MIDNIGHT AND 6AM. DAMN MUST BE PAINFUL HOLDING ONE RAW BANANA SPLIT ON THE…
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WHY OH WHY DO I GET THAT PIT IN THE STOMACH THAT THESE GUYS ARE RELATED ???
91 JAMES STREET OTTAWA ONTARIO GILBERT VAILLANCOURT ROOM NEXT TO ME AND I’M POSITIVE UP TO NO GOOD. EVEN MENTIONED AT ONE POINT HE’S GOT MAFIA TIES. AND YES, HE’S FROM MONTREAL – SURPRISE. OKAY, I SHOULD INTRODUCE HIM TO MARSHA BURNS. MOM WOULD LOVE THE DUO. AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER BY…
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Obviously he didn’t get in touch with me beforehand – Ottawa Sun – Owner fined $2,500 for packing too many tenants into Ont. home
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/02/20/owner-fined-2500-for-packing-too-many-tenants-into-ont-home PAYS TO KNOW THE RIGHT GUY WHO CAN FIX THINGS FASTER THAN SUPERMAN AND THE FLASH COMBINED. YOU’LL LOVE THE SOLUTION. CAME UP WITH IT AGES AGO TO ANOTHER SET OF PROBLEMS. SEE SIMPLE, WHEN YOU’RE ENLIGHTENED. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, GUESS YOU’RE DOING IT THE HARD WAY. DAMN INTELLIGENT AND SEE…
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LET ME STATE FOR THE RECORD – I’VE GOT ALL THE NECESSARY PIECES I’LL EVER NEED
I JUST KEEP THEM APART FOR SAFETY REASONS. IT’S NOT A HARD STRETCH TO UNDERSTAND IT’S SAFER FOR YOU, IT’S SAFER FOR ME. I WON’T USE THEM, BUT OTHERS WILL WITH NO HESITATION. ALL CONNECTED TOGETHER. ALTHOUGH THERE IS AN EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE – MY OWN PERSONAL TOUCH TO DEAL WITH PAINS IN THE…
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HEY DON’T JUST BLAME CHINA FOR THIS MESS – Eyewitness: World Press Photo contest 2016
http://www.theguardian.com/world/picture/2016/feb/19/eyewitness-world-press-photo-contest-2016#img-1 NOT PRETTY AND I’M SURE THERE’LL BE HELL TO PAY SOON ENOUGH WHEN THERE ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE PER SQUARE INCH. CHINA KNOWS THIS AND EVERYONE HAD BETTER LEND A HAND TO SOLVE THIS MESS. BRITAIN WAS LUCKY ENOUGH THAT ELECTRO-MAGNETISM WASN’T YET AS POPULAR WITH THE SMARTPHONE CROWD. PHOTOGRAPHY PROBABLY IN IT’S INFANCY.…
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The Guardian – Yukon Quest: 14 sled dogs, 4 mountain ranges, 1,000 miles – and total devotion
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/19/yukon-quest-sled-dogs-mountain-ranges-total-devotion BY NOW YOU TOTALLY MUST BE CLUED IN. NOTHING STOPS DOGS !!! DOGS DO WHAT THEY’RE SUPPOSE TO DO, COME HELL, HIGH WATER, BIG BANGS AND ABSOLUTE ZERO TEMPERATURES. EACH TASKED IN THE IMAGE OF AS ABOVE SO BELOW. IT’S CALLED DRIVEN BY THE ULTIMATE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS. NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT. IT ONLY…
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BLIND AS BATS – WSJ – Should Mosquitoes Be Wiped Off the Planet?
Video on WSJ WITH NO LINK. USE MORE BATS, DING BATS ! EASIER TO DO AWAY WITH A DISEASED BAT THAN MILLIONS OF PESTS. WHERE ARE ALL THE BRAINS GONE ??? OMG
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NAILED IT – MODERN SOCIAL ENGINEERING TECHNIQUE = CALGARY SUN – Low-income families less likely to buy healthy foods: Study
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/02/19/low-income-families-less-likely-to-buy-healthy-foods-study FOOD BECOMES A MEET ME SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN DESPERATION OF NONE AT ALL AND THE EXCESS OF HAVING TOO MUCH BY WAY OF ARROGANCE. USUALLY A SHITLOAD OF TAKE OUT FOOD OR EAT ELSEWHERE THAN HOME. MODERN MISERY OF MEN – NEANDERTHAL KNOWLEDGE OF COOKING BECAUSE IT’S A WOMAN’S JOB. WRONG WAY…