Try as you may to fool me…. ONLY MAKES FOOLS OF YOU

I PING AHEAD OF TIME.

AS IN THIS CASE – TIM HORTONS EAST KEMPTVILLE

NOW… LET’S HAVE A SAMPLE.

GEEZ… ONCE AGAIN LEAVING KEMPTVILLE FOR MORRISBURG, INGLESIDE AREA FOR WORK.

WELL WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. DAMN IT, VAN STARTED TO ACT UP AFTER FILLING UP THE GAS TANK @ PIONEER STATION.

NOW, WERE DID I RUN INTO THOSE PROBLEMS BEFORE. OH YEAH, SENTEL COMMUNICATIONS ON HWY 43 BACK IN 2012.

AND PRESTO – NOT A GHOST IN SIGHT @ TIM HORTONS WEST THIS MORNING AT THE BREAK OF DAWN ORDERING UP COFFEE. NO ONE INSIDE, NO DRIVE THROUGHS AND A LEEDS GRENVILLE TRUCK HITTING THE ROAD ONCE I DECIDED THAT MY OVERNIGHT SENSORS WERE ON THE MARK.

WELL… THESE THINGS DON’T HAPPEN BY MAGIC. ALL PRE-PLANNED ENGINEERING. STARTING @ HOME. ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

GUESS WHO ! MUTED THESE DAYS HUH – SLICKS !

AND THAT LITTLE HOT HOUSEWIFE YESTERDAY. OKAY, I’LL BET ALL THE INFEED VIDEO CAMERAS WERE ROLLING ACROSS THE PLANET.

WANNA BET !

LOVED THE IDEA, BUT HELL – I’M WORKING FOR A LIVING LIKE THE REST OF YOU. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. WELL THERE WAS THIS HOT OTHER CHICK, BUT HECK TAKEN. TOO BAD.

GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE COWGAL BOOTS AND MAYBE I MIGHT ASK FOR A DATE.

NOTWITHSTANDING THE RIGGED SAMSUNG TABLET OUTWARD FACING CAMERA HI-JINX AND CUTE MIRROR SELFIE SHOT I’M SO FREQUENTLY REMINDED OF MY GREAT LOOKS. SCARS AND ALL. HELL, IT’S THE HEIGHT OF THE CRANE THAT MATTERS. HAVEN’T YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHTENED OUT YET ? TAKE ANOTHER VIAGRA EXTRA STRONG DOSE AS YOUR BENCHMARKS IF YOU NEED AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT IT’S SUPPOSE TO DO.

Ooooops, OSCAR MEYERS WEINERS AIN’T YOU. SORRY, WRONG DOGS.

LOVED THE LULULEMONS YESTERDAY(I’M FLATTERED MARRIED, NO RING, GREAT BIG HOUSE, DOG, KIDS….. ALL THE RIGHT STUFF RIGHT – NOT A SOUL IN THE HOUSE), BTW. HOT STUFF. ONLY THING IS…. THE HOT CHICKS ALL OVER THE PLACE @ CHINOOK LRT STATION GOING OVER TO THE MALL TOOK THE OMG WORDS AND ADJECTIVES RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. JAW DROPPERS BY SCOTIABANK. OMG TOO MUCH. NO WONDER THERE’S SO MUCH SECURITY AND POLICE STATION PRESENCE IN THE MALL RIGHT BELOW VICTORIA’S SECRET.

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