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YOU REALLY GOT TO GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES SLICKZZZ AND STOP LOSING YOUR LOADS SO PREMATURELY… TURNING OFF THE POWER ON THE TV WHILE WATCHING MAGIC MIKE… LAST DANCE IS JUST PRACTICE RUNS FOR THE UNITIATED…
OBVIOUSLY, CAN’T CONNECT THE DOTS WHEN STRIPPERS DO STRIPTEASE DANCES… TRY FLIPPING THRU AN EDITION OR TWO OF… KAMA SUTRA LITERATURE… https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/g28830513/kamasutra-sex-positions https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra TAKES 2 TO TANGO AND MASTER THE INFINITE DANCES OF TANTRIC EXCITEMENT WORKS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS WITH STRIPPERS ONE BABY STEP AT A TIME… LESSON HERE FIRST AND FOREMOST DON’T BLOW THOSE…
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‘None of their business’: Canada’s 2026 census may well be crucial. It’s also ticking some people off
https://www.thestar.com/news/none-of-their-business-canadas-2026-census-may-well-be-crucial-its-also-ticking-some-people-off/article_11f372e5-9a02-4188-942e-7b44edfe2373.html OH COME ON NOW… LIVE IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE… AFTER ALL… DIDN’T YOU CHECK THE LITTLE CHECKBOX THAT REQUESTED THEM TO ONLY SEND YOU THE NEXT CENSUS QUESTIONNAIRE IN… A THOUSAND YEARS !!! CHECKED MINE MIGHT WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN REQUEST THEY SEND IT BACK TO YOU SO YOU TOO…
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WOW OKAY THAT WAS NEW… GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME TO DIGEST IT…
LUCID DREAM THAT CARRIED ON ONCE I WOKE UP… GONNA NEED A BIGGER BUCKET LIST
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Government documents reveal barrage of threats against Mark Carney
https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/government-documents-reveal-barrage-of-threats-against-mark-carney/article_d8458e64-5932-4f83-889c-c2bdfbc1cd33.html MODESTLY, TRUTHFULLY, WITHOUT RESERVATION… NOT A PISSING CONTEST BUT A FACT… MINE’S LONGER THAN HIS PULL OUT THE MEASURING TAPES BEING THE GHOSTLY TYPE… WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING …. RED FACED AND BLUSHING BUT… I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR AND READ… WE BOTH LOST FROM GET GO, CONSIDERING DOWN SOUTH MUST BE…
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STATSCAN – Welcome to the 2026 Census – OMG MUST GOTTEN SCARED TO DEATH IS THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME… PUNCHING IN LAST SECURE ENCRYPTION CODE BEFORE ENTRY… I REMEMBERED… The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV series)
AHHHHHHHHHHH, DUTY CALLS… BUT BEFORE, I HAVE A QUESTION ??? WELL MAYBE MORE… HAVEN’T STARTED YET… IN THE MEANTIME… ON THE NUMBER OF RESIDENTS LIVING IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD… I IMAGINE THAT ONE IS GOING TO COME UP… ANY CATEGORIES FOR… GHOSTS ??? HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR COUNTING PURPOSES ??? ANYONE ANY IDEA ??? LIKE…
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EU auditors sound alarm over billions in untraceable Covid recovery funds
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/covid-19-pandemic/article/2026/05/06/eu-auditors-sound-alarm-over-billions-in-untraceable-covid-recovery-funds_6753192_122.html HUSTLE PROBABLY FUNDING RUSSIA IRAN NORTH KOREA CHINA
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Fifa triples price of top World Cup final ticket to $32,970 as US politicians voice concerns
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/may/08/world-cup-final-ticket-prices-tripled-fifa I THOUGHT PLAYING WITH BALLS WAS FREE… MUST APPLY ONLY TO WOMEN BUYING TICKETS OR GET TRANSPLANTS AT THIS RATE, THEY’LL BE IN VOGUE
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US awaiting response from Iran over proposals for ceasefire deal, says Rubio
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/08/us-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-negotiations-marco-rubio DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATHS TOO LONG… READ ANOTHER HEADLINE… ON CNN… US hopes for ‘serious offer’ from Iran as Tehran calls US strikes ‘reckless military adventure’ RECKLESS MILITARY ADVENTURE !!! WOW… COOL, IRAN SPEAKS CHINESE NOW… I GUESS WHEN CHINA AND TAIWAN’S TRY TO HOOKUP A LA CIRQUE DU SOLEIL I’LL BE A PERFECT…
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A divided kingdom: pro-independence parties surge across Britain
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/divided-kingdom-pro-independence-parties-surge-across-britain-2026-05-08 DIVISIONS DIVISONS DIVISIONS DIVISIONS… TO INFINITY… ALBERTA MAYBE NOT SO CANADA… SEPARATION QUEBEC I DO I DON’T KNOW… SEPARATION ANY OTHER TAKERS ??? MAYBE ON DAY ONCE UPON A TIME… I’LL EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT… DIVISIONS MEAN… IN THE MEANTIME… LEARN MORE UPPER LEVEL UP THERE pHD MATH
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SO I MISSED AN OBVIOUS FIRE & ICE LINE ITEM… OR DID I ???
MY LIPS ARE SEALED… BUT I’LL BET IT/YOU ALSO… GUESS… ROFL