AHHHHHHHHHHH, DUTY CALLS…
BUT BEFORE, I HAVE A QUESTION ???
WELL MAYBE MORE… HAVEN’T STARTED YET…
IN THE MEANTIME…
ON THE NUMBER OF RESIDENTS LIVING IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD… I IMAGINE THAT ONE IS GOING TO COME UP…
ANY CATEGORIES FOR…
GHOSTS ???
HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR COUNTING PURPOSES ???
ANYONE ANY IDEA ???
LIKE I DON’T WANT TO MESS THIS UP AND STATSCAN IS GOING TO HAVE TO REVISE IT’S CENTURY’S OLD DATA…
HATE TO BREAK IT FOLKS…
I’M NOT THE ONLY GHOST IN TOWN !!!
I DON’T THING 2 AND A HALF MEN QUALIFIES AS AN EXAMPLE IN THIS SITUATION
OR
MOM
YORKSHIRE
AND
GHOST
WHAT’S THAT TV SERIES ABOUT A WOMAN LIVING WITH A GHOST AGAIN ???
AI SEARCH PISSED ON ITSELF AND WENT SOUTH
AH….. PISS SPORTS !!! DAMN CAN’T RELY ON SOLID ANYTHING THESE DAYS
LIST OF HAVEN’T A CLUE CATEGORIES…
EMAIL ADDRESS – GHOSTSTORIES@DONTGOTHERE.COM
Question 1. Including yourself, how many persons are staying at this address
I KNEW IT !!! TRICK QUESTION
WHAT THE HELL… HOW THEY GONNA KNOW
ANSWERED 2
TRY COUNTING ZERO WILL YOU !!!
INCLUDING MYSELF… LIST NAMES…
DOES YORKIE COUNT ???
PHEW… NUMBER 3 WAS A CINCHER
ANOTHER TRICK QUESTION… MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SKIP THIS AND GO RIGHT TO MY BAR EXAM
question 1. Is there anyone listed above who you were not sure should be included?
question 2. Did you leave anyone out because you were not sure the person should be included?
WELL, I GUESS THEY CAN ALWAYS TRY TO PUT A GHOST IN JAIL IF I GOT THOSE TWO WRONG…
I’M EXCITED AT 16% COMPLETED…
DUE TO PRIVACY ISSUES… CAN’T SHARE ANSWER… DANG
What is this person’s date of birth?
GENDER… DITTO
THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE ANSWER FOR …
OTHER UPGRADED VERSION
CHOSE STANDARD VERSIONS
NEXT
30 PERCENT
question 4. What was this person’s sex at birth?
WOW THIS ONE’S COMPLICATED… WTF THEY’VE GOT SUPERCOMPUTERS, I KNOW SEEN THEM AT TUNNEY’S
SHOULD I OR SHOULDN’T I ??? 2 B OR NOT 2 B
A-SEXUAL
AH…. CONFLICTED AT WORK… DIDN’T KNOW TRICKS HAD TREATS
question 5. What is the relationship of this person
ANSWER FOR THE MOMENT… IS… LET’S GO WITH…
IF IT WORKS FOR YOU WORKS FOR ME
BLOOD RELATED
LET THEM PULL OR POUR A PINT OF THAT !!!
MARITAL STATUS
NEVER AGAIN
45 PERCENT ALMOST HALF WAY DONE
COMMON LAW RELATIONSHIP….
WELL.. I’M GOING TO BE PURSUING MY COMMON LAW STUDIES…
DOES THAT COUNT ???
Can this person speak English or French well enough to conduct a conversation
OKAY… I’LL LET THE YORKIE ANSWER THAT ONE…
What language(s) does this person speak on a regular basis at home
WHEWWWW THAT WAS EASY
BILINGUAL – FORKED TONGUES
LANGUAGES LANGUAGES LANGUAGES…
GUESS ALBERTA IS GOING TO HAVE ISSUES WITH THIS ONE…
QUEBEC, NOT SO MUCH
MARTIANS ARE GOING TO FIND THIS ONE TOUGH
71 PERCENT… YIKES THE TOUGH ONES ARE ALWAYS LEFT FOR THE END
CLIFFHANGERS
WOW… FRENCH LANGUAGE IS GETTING THE VIP TICKET PROGRAM HERE
IF ENGLISH… SKIP TO THE ALMOST END… SOMETHING’S FISHY
82 PERCENT
DONE… READY TO SUBMIT… WELL NOT ACTUALLY, NEVER GIVE IN…
BUT IF I PRESS YOUR BUTTONS, DON’T BLAME IT ON ME IF THE AI CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…
The law protects what you tell us.
99 PERCENT
I FELL A SENSE OF ELATION !!! WHOHOOOOOOOOOOO
NOW FOR THE BUTTON… HANG ON TO YOUR SEATBELTS
Thank you for submitting your census questionnaire
100 PERCENT AND GOT MY CONFIRMATION CODE !!!
CHECK DONE NEXT BUCKET LIST ITEMS PLEASE…
DAMN BUCKET BOTTOM NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY…
NOW… ALL I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ARE THE SUPER DUPER AI QUANTUM MACHINES THAT’LL HACK THE QUESTIONNAIRE AND SPILL THE BEANS…
STATSCAN… MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION….
1 GAZILLION ENCRYPTION CODES, PUBLIC/PRIVATE, VPN, FIREWALLS, UNDER THE RADAR DNS SERVERS, DNSMASQ, MARTIAN SPEAK INSTEAD OF THE USUAL FRENCH/ENGLISH… BETTER YET… GO INDIGENOUS, THAT’S SURE TO SCREW UP HACKERS FROM IRAN
FINALLY TOOK A SCREENSHOT AS PROOF…
WHEWWWWW, SENSE OF RELIEF, DIDN’T PISS IN MY GHOST PANTS
FEELS LIKE I WAS A ONCE AGAIN BAPTIZED NEWBIE…
WAS THAT GOOD FOR EVERYONE???
HELP ME IMPROVE MY ANSWERS NEXT TIME WITH THIS SHORT 1 DAY LONG SURVEY…
ALL MEANT TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED AND MINDS OF THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING !!!
WOWIE COOL, FOR ONCE I’M AHEAD OF DEADLINES…
ALWAYS THOUGHT DEADLINES WHERE STARTING POINTS !!!
GONNA HAVE TO CHECK ALL THE ANCIENT TEXTS ON THAT POINT.
DEADLINE – BEFORE MAY 12, 2026
MUST BE A TYPO…
I THOUGHT I HAD FOREVER THEREAFTER
DOES THE DOG GET A REWARD BONER TO PLAY WITH FOR DOING HIS CIVIC DUTY AHEAD OF DEADLINES ???
AT LEAST BALLS TO PLAY WITH, LIKE COME ON MAN
GIVE IT TO HIM, WILL ALWAYS BE A HAPPY CAMPER
STUFFED TOYS GET SHREDDED TO BITS AND PIECES
SNOOPY VON BARRON ONLY PLAYS WITH DRONES NOW…
SO NO MORE BI ANYTHING PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE
BTW – DAMN GOOD THING THEY DIDN’T ASK THE AGE QUESTION…
AI SUPERCOMPUTER NEVER COULD HAVE FILLED THE SQL DATABASE AGE SLOT WITH DIGITS LONGER THAN Pi
WOULD HAVE SIMPLE KILLED THE THING…
MAYBE THAT’S THE PLAN
CONQUER AI WITH Pi’s IN THE FACE
IT’S A PLAN ANYWAYS, GOT START SOMEWHERE
WARNING WARNING WARNING…
FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO HAVE READ TO THE BOTTOM OF THESE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS…
YOUR LIVES MAYBE IN DANGER FOR READING SOMETHING TOP SECRET…
CAREFUL OF THE CIA, NSA, CSIS, MI6, OO7, KGB(WORKS HERE)…. YADDA YADDA YADDA
THEY DON’T LIKE IT WHEN SPLIT BEANS HITS THE FAN
Live~NRGY 
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