YOU REALLY GOT TO GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES SLICKZZZ AND STOP LOSING YOUR LOADS SO PREMATURELY… TURNING OFF THE POWER ON THE TV WHILE WATCHING MAGIC MIKE… LAST DANCE IS JUST PRACTICE RUNS FOR THE UNITIATED…

OBVIOUSLY, CAN’T CONNECT THE DOTS WHEN STRIPPERS DO STRIPTEASE DANCES…

TRY FLIPPING THRU AN EDITION OR TWO OF…

KAMA SUTRA

LITERATURE…

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/g28830513/kamasutra-sex-positions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra

TAKES 2 TO TANGO AND MASTER THE INFINITE DANCES OF TANTRIC EXCITEMENT

WORKS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS WITH STRIPPERS

ONE BABY STEP AT A TIME…

LESSON HERE FIRST AND FOREMOST

DON’T BLOW THOSE LOADS

ZERO BLAST OFFS

HERE’S A STARTING POINT…

AND FOR GOD’S SAKE…

IF YOU LOSE THOSE LOADS …

STOP SHOOTING IN THE TV’S DIRECTION

AND

BLOWING IT’S LOAD TOO !!!

YOU CAN SHORT CIRCUIT ALL YOU WANT…

LEAVE THE DAMN TV ALONE

AND

STOP GIVING THE ATTACHED COMPUTER HEART ATTACKS

WHILE YOUR FLIPPING YOUR STICK SHIFTS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT…

NO WONDER YOU KEEP LOSING CONTROL !!!

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