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So SLICKS… I see you still haven’t kicked the SERIOUS CHEMICAL DEPENDENCE HABITS
SUCKS TO BE YOU, BUT ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE ONCE I BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU. HAVE A GOOD LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR CUTE FANCY WINDOWS ON HOT SUNNY DAYS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. I’LL BET YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR CLUED IN. HOLY SHIT YOUR STUPID. AND IT AIN’T…
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Ahhhh the smell of ABSOLUTELY COLD ROCK HARD CASH…
Let’s add a JINGLE to it shall we ! PING KA$CHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SLAM DUNK !!! AT LEAST I’M GETTING THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OF WATCHING THE MUSICAL CHAIR DANCES ALL ABOUT ME. DECIDEDLY IT’S THE SMELL OF FEAR THAT WAFES THE AIR. TAKE 2 TRANQUILLIZERS AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL – FOR YOUR OWN SAKE.
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They can’t deal with the guns, so…. The Star – Police chief defends marijuana raids at unruly news conference
https://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2016/05/27/police-chief-talks-about-marijuana-raids.html WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO BEFORE THE CAMERAS ?
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Hang on to your selfies now, you’ll need them SLICKS
I’M GOING TO START POSTING THE PICS OF YOUR SORRY ASSES AND VIDEOS. COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU ! YOU’LL GET A FIRST HAND VIEW OF ADULTS(PARENTS AND FAMILY) CORRUPTING KIDS. I PROMISE IT’LL BE ENTERTAINING.
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Well, since it’s a whole new ball game… let the games begin > Whac-A-Mole <
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whac-A-Mole NOTHING LIKE BEING HUNG AND KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THE STICK… errrr – ROD ! HANG ON WHEN THINGS SPEED UP AFTER THE PING WHO WANTS TO OUT FIRST OR RATHER WOULD LIKE TO BE OUTTED FIRST ? RATS AWAY ! NAMES NAMES NAMES AND NAMES… THEN WELL THE HEADS ! LITTLE PLAN…
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So got the new van for work ! MERCI BOSS :~)
So I tell my mother I want a MINI YORKSHIRE TERROR as a great alarm for the truck. She says… no way josie. FISH WOULD BE BETTER. ACTUALLY SHE SAID PUSSY FIRST, BUT I DECIDED TO SKIP THAT INTRO AND GO RIGHT FOR THE WORKING MODEL. OKAY, I never one to past on a great…
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What expecting a party ??? Same old same old game with same old GEE I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED IN A MILLION YEARS
OMG I’M SURROUNDED BY…. (PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN EXPRESSION TO FINISH THE PHRASES HERE) ONCE AN IDIOT, ALWAYS AN…. WAY TO GO, CHARLIE…. WELL WHAT, DID YOU REALLY EXPECT CHEMICALS TO CHANGE THE OUTCOME ??? CHEMICALS NOT WORKING OUT IN THE SEX & PARTY DEPARTMENT ARE THEY. OOOPS, NOT ENOUGH METH AT…
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Idioms are the order of the day – Alice in Wonderland adventure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiom Should be easy enough for the media, right ? Especially online. Cinch.
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Montreal Gazette – http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/anti-radicalization-measures-to-include-hallway-monitors-at-college-de-maisonneuve
http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/anti-radicalization-measures-to-include-hallway-monitors-at-college-de-maisonneuve Well that’s about as smart as throwing hydrogen protons into the air and hoping it’ll bind with Ozone to solve the radical problem. If you need to go this far… it maybe already too late to deal with the issue. I suggest using chlorine instead with a dash of elbow grease. Nothing like hard…
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Ottawa Sun Period panic: Menstrual Hygiene Day sheds light on that time of the month
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/05/25/period-panic-menstrual-hygiene-day-sheds-light-on-that-time-of-the-month Like I mean, how could I resist such a tempting offer to respond ??? Got my goat on this one. So, without further ado – the Far Side of Silly strikes again. AT THIS RATE, WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN IMPERATIVE ORDER TO OBSERVE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR WITH SOME IMPORTANT TITLE…
Live~NRGY 