Ottawa Sun Period panic: Menstrual Hygiene Day sheds light on that time of the month

http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/05/25/period-panic-menstrual-hygiene-day-sheds-light-on-that-time-of-the-month

Like I mean, how could I resist such a tempting offer to respond ???

Got my goat on this one.

So, without further ado – the Far Side of Silly strikes again.

AT THIS RATE, WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN IMPERATIVE ORDER TO OBSERVE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR WITH SOME IMPORTANT TITLE AND OBLIGATION TO SERVE CAUSE.

SO, I PROPOSE BEFORE WE FILL UP ALL 365 DAYS WITH SOME SORT OF SELF SERVING MESSAGE THAT WE CREATE A ‘REST’ ZONE.

365 1/4 DAYS = 1 LEAP DAY EVERY 4 YEARS AND ON THAT DAY WE NAME AS SUCH –

LEAVE THE DAMN DAY BLANK AND EMPTY SO THAT I CAN LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORSHIP SOMEONE ELSE’S CAUSES.

APTLY CALLED – LEAVE ME ALONE DAY FOR OMG’S SAKE !

APPLE AND GOOGLE – MAKE IT SO WITH AN APP FOR THAT !

OTHERWISE, I FEAR EVERYTHING WILL GO TO THE DOGS WITHOUT AN UNLEASH ME DAY !

YIKES

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