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Ok, so you ran out of Viagra last night…
Must be hard on the old noggin & ego things ajn’t working out with your math. Let’s see… No sex with anyone in over a year ZERO NADDA ZIP ZILCH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE SEX SOLO DEPTARMENT in almost 3 weeks Zero ALCOHOL ZERO CHEMICALS ZERO DRUGS ZERO NO SMOKING ZERO MEAT ZERO BELLS ZERO…
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Last X-Men… got to say it
Loved it. Quite touchant, griping and evocative. What say you dare I ask ???
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Since you are searching for LIFE SIGNS…. EXOPLANETS
CRITERIA FOR POSITIVE RESULTS EXOPLANETS WITH AXIS TILT IN SAME FASHION AS THAT OF PLANET EARTH… THAT SHOULD NARROW THE GAP – HAR MATEY 😆 TOAST ON ME
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Centrifugation – Use this method to figure UP from DOWN
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifugation EARTH’S NORTH/SOUTH AXIS ORIENTAL ASTROLOGY ALWAYS DICTATES UP AS SOUTH IN KEEPING WITH ALL YIN/YANG THERMODYMAMIC LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE SO…. SUPERCRITICAL QUESTION WHERE LIES THE HEAVIEST LAND MASS BETWEEN BOTH POLES ??? EXTRAPOLATE PLEASE
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USA Today – Plan for retirement using your biological, not your chronological, age
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/retirement/2017/03/16/plan-retirement-using-your-biological-not-your-chronological-age/98270596/ Makes sense. For those Fit as a Fiddle … wind down when it feels natural. Those who feel the need sooner… aren’t stressed with a fixed date… leave earlier as nature dictates. Beats the hell out of a wheel chair being pushed around and around being useless in a retirement home I say.
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La maison des fous au MTQ | Le Journal de Montréal
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/la-maison-des-fous-au-mtq PLUS FACILE QUE CA MAUDIT ! LIGNE DIRECT = AGRICULTEUR APPELER UN FERMIER EN BON CANADIEN FRANCAIS POUR LA METEO !!! LES ANIMAUX EN SAIT PLUS… MEMES LE SIROP D’ERABLE !
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Max Pacioretty aide un homme à sortir sa voiture enlisée dans la neige | JDM
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/max-pacioretty-aide-un-homme-a-sortir-sa-voiture-enlisee-dans-la-neige 😁
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La tempête parfaite | Le Journal de Montréal
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/16/la-tempete-parfaite FAITES TOUJOURS ATTENTION A… 3.1415 SANS EXCEPTION TRANDUCTION ANGLAISE IDES OF MARCH 😆
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Yellow Pages left out of high-yield bond rally as it struggles to transition from phone book to digital ad platform | Financial Post
http://business.financialpost.com/news/yellow-pages-left-out-of-high-yield-bond-rally-as-it-struggles-to-transition-from-phone-book-to-digital-ad-platform Perfect example of when that snoze of yours is held up to high and way past it’s expiry due date. Remember the days when it use to cost arms, legs, first born and your sex life just paying for the yellowpages ads ? Well like all dummys who failed the Books for Dummies reading…
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Military overkill – $3 million Patriot missile used to shoot down $200 drone | Ottawa Citizen
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/national/defence-watch/military-overkill-3-million-patriot-missile-used-to-shoot-down-200-drone Pssst – shush….. zip it ! I’m getting into the construction reno & tool business for the military. 50k toilet seats and 100k Thor’s hammer That should take care of the red ink
