Ok, so you ran out of Viagra last night…

Must be hard on the old noggin & ego things ajn’t working out with your math.

Let’s see…

No sex with anyone in over a year

ZERO NADDA ZIP ZILCH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE SEX SOLO DEPTARMENT in almost 3 weeks

Zero ALCOHOL

ZERO CHEMICALS

ZERO DRUGS

ZERO NO SMOKING

ZERO MEAT

ZERO BELLS

ZERO DOGGIE BOOTIE YOU’VE TRIED SETTING UP

ZERO INTEREST IN KIDS AND CHILDREN

DAILY MEDITATION

GOOD SIMPLE FOOD

ORIENTAL HERBAL TEAS

LESS COFFEE(READ MY LIPS – ZERO TIM HORTONS)

ALMOST FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS AND WORKING UP THE LADDER

ZERO BEING THE THEME AND THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
IT’S NOT THAT I’M INCAPABLE OF HAVING SOME FUN AS YOU’VE NOTICED WITH YOUR VIAGRA TRICKS

IT’S JUST I CHOOSE NOT TO PARTAKE

NRGY IS A DAMN EASIER, CLEANER, EFFECTIVE THERMODYNAMIC ALTERNATIVE THAN WASTING MY TIME PLAYING YOUR USELESS GAMES

AND AS YOU NOTICE SOMETIMES WHILE I’M ASLEEP…  NRGY DOES IT’S OWN THING WITHOUT MY DIRECT PARTICIPATION WHILE YOUR SCURRING AROUND BLOW THE ALARM BELLS AND WHISTLES.

SOONER OR LATER… THE PIECES WILL CONNECT

I PREFER CONSCIOUS CONTROL… IT’S SAFER FOR BOTH OF US

WHAT SAY YOU ???? SLICKZ

WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR ??? PRAY AND PRAY AND PRAY TELL

OKAY OKAY OKAY…. OTHER THAN YOUR MORBID FANTASIES OF WANTING TO HAVE ME WALK ON WATER AND FLY THROUGH THE AIR… IT’S ALL DOUBTING THOMAS ISN’T IT ?

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