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Gotta love setups man… no matter in what language
Here’s a suggestion for next time. Try sign language and see if I bite when money is flying through the air between gestures. You think it’s gonna make a difference SLICKZZZ ??? Translate into any and all other languages, post share and spread… Don’t forget the YouTube videos for the sign language folks BTW.
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Ottawa Citizen – Two-day John sweep in Vanier yields 13 arrests
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/two-day-john-sweep-in-vanier-yields-13-arrests Well I guess better later than never. Though I would resync those seasonal clocks next time. A little bit off with spring cleaning trucks huh ? And if I may, how about using iRobot Cop Vacuum cleaners next time. More efficient and maybe keeps time better. EN FRANCAIS DANS LE CHAMPS :~) BTW –…
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YOU CAN ALL THANK BENTLEY IN CALGARY FOR TIPPING ME OFF BACK IN 2013
MARLBOROUGH SHOPPING MALL HOW QUAINT PEACHY REALLY GIVE KUDOS TO GOOD OL’ THERMODYNAMICS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF GETTING SCREWED WITH A TWIST IRONiQ AIN’T IT
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IH AND WHOA HOME DEPOT… NOW THAT I CAN DEFINITELY PINPOINT A ROOT SOURCE OF MENTAL ILLNESS CHEMICALS TO A RETAIL GIANT
GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT WILD GUESS WILL DO 😁
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HERE IS ONE HELL OF A HINT
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER AND HAVE THE WORDS… BUT ARE FUCKED BY BEING HIGH ON NAVEL GAZING IMPORTANCE THAT EVERYTHING SPINS AROUND THAT .0000000005 NEURON
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YOU’VE GOT A.I…. YOU’VE GOT MENSA… YOU HAD STEPHEN HAWKING BUT YOU KILLED HIM… YOU HAD STEVE JOBS… DITTO… YOU HAD TESLA AND FRIED HIM… WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN ??? MY GUESS IS NEVER
SO YOU’RE SMART RIGHT… DARN DAMN RIGHT SMART FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE… SUPER CRITICAL QUESTION SOLVE THIS…. DIVIDE ALL THINGS BY ZERO NOW GIVE ME THE ANSWER IN PLAIN SIMPLE ENGLISH WORDS AND THE HORSE RACE BEGINS TICK TICK TICK TOC
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ARE YOU GETTING THIS SLICKZZZ
THE CORE LIQUID METAL SPINNING AROUND SOLID CORE NOW USE YOUR ITSY BITSY NON-EXISTENT .000000000005 NEURONS TO FIGURE IT OUT DESTINY AH ONE GOD DAMN HELL OF A KARMIC SOB ENJOY STUPID THIS LONG WEEKEND
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WHAT IN GOD’S NAME GAVE YOU AWAY SLICKZZZ @ HOME DEPOT ??? 3 WORDS
DUMB DENSE DESTINY BOZO ASKING FOR RUBBER GLOVES @ CASH REGISTER WITH NITRILE GLOVES Oooops, LOWES SUBLIMNAL LOST PRICE LEADER FRONT & CENTER AISLE ON MY WAY TO HARDWARE NOW HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SCREWED YOURSELVES WITH THIS ONE ??? PRICEFISTER DUH OH MY GOD TOAST
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OH HOW DO I KNOW EXACTLY PRECISELY THAT ITEMS IN HOME DEPOT WERE NOT THE PROBLEM 😁😁😁
WENT SHOPPING FIRST – LOWES… ZIP ZERO NOTHING SECOND – RONA… ZIP ZERO NOT AN ISSUE THIRD – HOME DEPOT… NOTHING ON ENTRY AND ONCE IN HARDWARE AISLE… BINGO JACKPOT HOSED BY CHEMICALS ALL OF A SUDDEN
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BTW FOLKS… YOU’RE SETUP FROM THE GET GO BEFORE ENTERING HOME DEPOT
ONCE PEOPLE ARE AROUND OR FROM THE NEXT AISLE PASSING BY… ZAP YOU’RE TAGGED & BAGGED I ALWAYS WONDERED WTF ABOUT THAT SPECIFIC STORE… AFTER NOT SETTING FOOT INSIDE IT IN WHAT 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR… I FINALLY HAVE THE ANSWER CONSISTENT TO A SPECTACULAR ‘T’ ON THE DOT WELL HOME DEPOT YOU HAVE…
Live~NRGY 