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WELL LET ME REPHRASE MR. SENSITIVE FOR YOU
OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE AN ON SENSITIVITY BUTTON TO HIGH ON THE DIMMER SWITCH OUT THERE… SOMEONE DECIDED TO TOAST MY BOOTABLE WINDOWS 10 PARTITION ON THE LAPTOP… AND TO THINK I WAS MAKING PROGRESS… GUESS THAT WENT OUT THE WINDOWS 10 LIKE A FLASH IN THE PAN… THANK MY LUCKY GOLD STARS A BACKUP PLAN…
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HEY HERE’S AN IDEA AND A WARNING…
DON’T STICK DICKHEADS HIGH ON THEMSELVES IN MY FACE… AND I PROMISE TO BE MR. NICE GUY SENSITIVE… WHERE EVER YOU’RE FROM LET’S SEE HOW FAR WE CAN PUSH THIS ENVELOPE GOING FORWARD
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Hey and don’t get me wrong here about Arabic men or the other idiot with in full ‘HEAT’ waving his pillow and nightrobe outside of Tims after coming out of his car… OMG like next time give a business card pleaaaase
YOU MAYBE HANDSOME AND GOOD LOOKING… BUT YOU DON’T LIGHT UP ANY ROCKETS IN MY FUEL TANK FOR IGNITION… FIND THE RIGHT WOMEN AND IMPRESS THEM WITH YOUR PROWESS AND VIRILITY… MINE IS A FLAT TIRE… SORRY
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Hey you mutts of the wrong kind…
MUST BE SMOKING WAY TO MANY PIPES OF THE WRONG KIND ON LONG WEEKENDS… GO HOSE ANOTHER FIRE HYDRANT SOMEWHERE ELSE LIFT THOSE HIND LEGS UP HIGH SO WE CAN SEE WHY YOU SPRAY INSIDE TIM HORTONS INSTEAD OF THE YELLOW COLORED HYDRANTS… MAKE US LAUGH WHILE AT IT WILL YOU DUH I’M GOING TO…
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Air Force remains silent after a huge meteor hits near U.S. military base
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/watch/air-force-remains-silent-after-a-huge-meteor-hits-near-us-military-base/vi-BBLuzc1 IN MY ITSY BITSY LITTLE SMALL OPINION… MUST BE ALL THE DAMN MICROWAVES THAT BOUNCED ALL OVER THE PLACE AND DESTABILIZED THE ROCK OUT OF ITS ORBIT… NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT IT DOES TO THOSE NEURONS OF YOURS… DAMN COME TO THINK OF IT… NO WONDER STUPID AIN’T GETTING BETTER… ONCE YOU CLEAR UP…