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PRICELESS SAYS I… YOU COULDN’T BUY THESE KINDS OF QUALITY MORONS ANYWHERE BUT….
NOPE NOT HERE… eBAY HERE AMAZON HERE TARGET AND HERE WALMART CANADIAN TIRE BUT OMG YOU ARE IN LUCK IF SHOPPING IN OTTAWA, ONTARIO, CANADA AT TRAINYARDS WRECK HERE… THEY’RE A DIME A DOZEN BUT BE QUICK DEAR SHOPPERS… CAUSE THE PRICE IS DROPPING FASTER THAN A LOONIE IN FREEDIVE
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WAS THAT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME SLICKZZZ 😁😁😁
BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW MICHELIN TIRE INSTALLED ROFL WATCHING THE PUROLATOR, CANADA POST AND BIG RIG PILOTS WITHOUT A DELIVERY LINE NOR PIC OP C’EST LA VIE HUH
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HOW YOU ENJOYING $1.30/ LITRE SLICKZZZ 😁
MEANWHILE… I’M FILLING UP AT $0.84 CENTS PER LITRE… ROFL ENJOY YOUR EXPENSIVE LONG WEEKEND
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HANG ON TO THOSE BALLS TOMORROW MORNING SLICKZZZ
I’M IN THE MOOD TO PLAY YOU BE WARNED OMG ALREADY ROFL BEFORE SUNRISE
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WHICH EXPLAINS WHY ON HOLIDAYS… POOF STORES CLOSED… NO MORONS NEARBY IN CARS & TRUCKS
AS CLEAN AS AN UNSPOILED VIRGIN
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Ohhhhs and Ahhhhhs and eeeeeeeees when I get there
YOU’LL LOVE THE TRAIN STORIES… WHEN I GET AROUND TO THEM… AGENDAS BEING WHAT THEY ARE
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YOU CAN ZAP ALL YOU WANT WITH YOUR MICROWAVE SIGNALS SLICKZZZ
BUT HELL YOU COULD NEVER SELL ME A FRONT ROW SEAT TO YOUR PARTY’S END THAT ONE IS GONNA BE FROM A DAMN LONG DISTANCE SUCKS TO BE YOU BIGTIME BTW – WHILE NO ONE HAS FIGURED IT OUT YET… YOU REALLY SUCK AT THE ALAN TURING GAME OF PROBABILITY WHILE ALL THE WHILE YOU…
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THE MORONS THAT DRIVE BY AND THE ZAPS FROM THE RADIO SIGNALS ARE ALL I NEEDED SLICKZZZ
MADE MY CASE… PEOPLE WATCH YOUR FUCKING ENVIRONMENTS AND THE MORONS WHO OCCUPY IT
