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YEP YES SIR EEEEE… SMARTPHONES GIVE YOU AWAY
SITTING DUCKS I WOULD DEFINITELY TURN OFF LOCATION GPS FEATURE ON THE SUCKERS… MIND YOU TURNING IT OFF DOESN’T COVER YOUR HOLE ASSES… THE SUCKERS ARE BACKDOOR TRAPS TO OTHER UNPUBLISHED FEATURES… THANKS TO CHIPS R US ANONYMOUS CAR HERE… CLICK THERE… BAYTERIES DISCONNECTED… STILL SCREWED…. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM… E I E I…
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IF THE VULTURES AND GROUPIES GET ANYMORE CLOSER & PERSONAL… IN A PARKING LOT…
MY NEXT MOVE MIGHT JUST BE… JUMP INTO MY PANTS AND KEEP ME COZY ALL NIGHT LONG DATING SITE ALLNIGHTLONG.COM HOW DOES THAT TUNE GO AGAIN ??? YOU KNOW LIKE… LIONEL RITCHIE
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So has the Bell RUNG yet ??? Or has it RUNG you up yet ???
NOTHING LIKE SNAKES & LADDERS HUH… My day…. law di da di da…. A GREAT ACT and NOT Shakespearan in ending… Must be a Canadian thing… Have fun… CIAO πππππππππππππ
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LET’S FACE IT SLICKZZZ HONESTLY REALLY TRULY SINCERELY…
YOUR TRACK RECORDS ARE NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT OF LATE… ATTENTION BROKEN RECORD DEPARTMENT WE HAVE CUSTOMETS IN THE CHECKOUT ISLE WHO NEED THE SAME MANTRA REPEATED… ALTOGETHER NOW… TIME TO SPRUCE UP THE PAPER RESUMES(FORGET THE DIGITAL ONES YOU SUCK AT IT)… GIVE YOUR NEURON A GOOD SHAKE DOWN AND LET THE INK…
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Lightning strike – MAN OH MAN Loooooooooooove MY SUBCONSCIOUS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_strike FIGURED OUT HOW THOSE CUTE LITTLE ELCTRONS WORK… Oooooohhhhhh Aaaaaaaaah scary Give me an atom and I can split hairs any which way you want it served… See who says you have to work for a living ??? DUH… join my school and next thing you know… its magic carpet rides without the mushrooms…
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Eastern Ontario MPP Amanda Simard leaves PC caucus to sit as independent | Ottawa Sun
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/rookie-legislator-leaves-tory-caucus-over-decisions-affecting-francophones MY 5 CENTS OF TODAYS DOGDOM… DITCH THE MEN IN POLITICS AND PUT WOMEN WHERE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME AGO… BTW… NO HAIR BRAIN DREAMS OF TESTOSTERONE AS WELL… CHRISTMAS BALLS OF YORE IS STILL A BIG PROBLEM… MARY NEVER REALLY GOT THE RESPECT SHE DESERVED NOW… WHERE’S WONDER GAL AGAIN…
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The dream dies for Caroline Mulroney | The Star
https://www.thestar.com/opinion/star-columnists/2018/11/28/the-dream-dies-for-caroline-mulroney.html HOW DOES THAT 10 SECOND RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK… SEARCH FOR THE HOLY GRAIL CHOOSE THE RIGHT CUP GO AGAIN ??? THEY CHOSE POORLY ME GUESSES OH WELL HASTA LA VISTA FOUNTAIN OF POLITICS
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OK, Computer: How Much Is My House Worth? – WSJ
https://www.wsj.com/articles/ok-computer-how-much-is-my-house-worth-1543492800 WAY EASIER WAY… ASK SANTA AND LOOK UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE ON DECEMBER 25th NAUGHT…. DOWN NICE… UP TILL THEN BE JOLLY BTW SAVE YOURSELVES A QUARTER STANDING IN THE A.I. QUEUE ONLY TO BE READ THE SAME OLD TEA LEAVES…
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Multiple vials of naloxone now required to resuscitate Metro Vancouver opioid users | Vancouver Sun
https://vancouversun.com/health/local-health/multiple-vials-of-naloxone-now-required-to-resuscitate-metro-vancouver-opioid-users DAMN GIRL… you still working with that shit ??? LOOK IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE IT OUT… BRING OUT THE BUCKET OF TAR AND GET YOURSELVES A HOLD OF TURKEY FEATHER AND PLUCK THE THING TO DEATH(OPIOID BANDITTO) TURKEY’S ARE ALREADY IN PARADISE LOST – BAKED AND TOASTED SO LOTS OF SPARE FEATHERS AVAILABLE ONLINE…