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Ottawa Sun – OPINION: Ban alcohol ads, along with tobacco promotions
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/23/opinion-ban-alcohol-ads-along-with-tobacco-promotions NORMALLY I WOULD COMPLETELY AGREE. HOWEVER, NOT ONCE IN MY 57 YEARS OF LIVING IN MONTREAL AND OTTAWA HAVE I SEEN NEWSPAPER INSERTS AND ADVERTISING FOR ALCOHOL. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY IN THE BIBLE BELT OF ALBERTA. RAMPANT EXCESSIVE ADVERTISING OF ALCOHOL ON SPECIAL. THE FUNNY THING IS… ALCOHOL AND NICOTINE BOTH HAVE A USEFUL…
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So believe it or not… TILL DEATH DOES YOU PART – chemicals are used on you on an annual basis for specific events
CHEMICAL USED ON ME OF LATE IN THE LAST WEEK IS USED TO AFFECT THE HEART AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. PURPOSE – HEART STRINGS OF FEBRUARY’S VALENTINE’S DAY EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST YEAR. I THOUGHT ONLY CRYSTAL METH WAS USED TO CAUSE OUT OF CONTROL BUYING FRENZY WHILE OUT ON SHOPPING SPREES…
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NOT WORKING OUT SLICKS – DAMN YOU’RE DENSE AND GETTING DENSER
IS HAVING A SEXLESS LIFE BORING FOR YOU? USING YOUR HANDS AND FINGERS ISN’T QUITE THE SAME HUH WHEN YOUR LIBIDO HITS PEAK POINTS. WELL THERE ARE ALWAYS ALTERNATIVES AND TOYS TO KEEP YOU BUSY. IN THE MEANTIME I KNOW YOU’RE HARD OF HEARING, DENSE AND DON’T LEARN… BUT REREAD THE POST ON A-SEXUALL METHODS.…
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So chemical spray #3 – CRYSTAL METH SPRAYED INTO MY ROOM B4
SUBTLE, BUT UNDENIABLE. DISGUISED SO AS TO NOT BE DETECTABLE. SLICK SLICS, BUT NOT SLICK ENOUGH. WRAPPED IN SOME SORT OF OTHER CHEMICAL THAT HIDES IT’S DISTINCTIVE CHEMICAL SIGNATURE. FIGURED IT OUT GOING TO TIM HORTONS TODAY FOR A BROWSE AND A COFFEE. THAT INSTANTANEOUS WHIFF OF CRYSTAL METH REARED IT’S HEAD LOUD AND CLEAR.…
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Calgary Herald – Yedlin: Is market rebound a relief rally or dead cat bounce?
http://calgaryherald.com/business/energy/yedlin-is-market-rebound-a-relief-rally-or-dead-cat-bounce A BOBCAT NEEDING A PLUMB BOB TO STRAIGHTEN IT OUT.
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THE FUTURE IS OF ALL THINGS MEDIA IS…….
TAKE A WILD GUESS AND SEE IF YOU GET IT RIGHT. THINK, BUT NOT TO TO HARD. BAD FOR THE CREATIVE MINDSET AND SOLUTIONS. EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNEW ABOUT STRUCTURES IS FALLING APART AT A FASTER, HARDER RATE TO BITS & PIECES. THINK 1’s & 0’s into a PANDORA DIGITAL AGE. CAN’T BE UNDONE, UNLESS…
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Globe & Mail – CRTC warned half of local TV stations could be forced off air by 2020
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/crtc-warned-half-of-local-tv-stations-could-be-forced-off-air-by-2020/article28363201/ TV STATIONS SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING BACK IN 1999 WHEN THE PLUG WAS PULLED ON THAT TORONTO COMPANY STREAM TV STATIONS ACROSS THE NET. AND ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IF NORTEL NETWORKS DEMISE WASN’T A THE TECH BUBBLE CANARY THAT RANG ALARM BELLS AND WHISTLES LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GET IT, THEN…
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HEY DARPA – FOR A COOL MINIMUM OF $200 TRILLION US DOLLARS, YOU GET GOD
HOW’S THAT FOR AN OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE ? MIND YOU THOUGH, THE ONLY CATCH.. GOT TO GIVE UP THE GUNS – ALL OF THEM I WOULD THINK. SMALL PRICE TO GET IN FRONT OF THE CURVE BALL ONCE AND FOR ALL. DEAL ? YOU KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ME… FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK IP…
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CTVNEWS – Meet the 7 new breeds at Westminster
http://www.ctvnews.ca/photo-galleries/meet-the-7-new-breeds-at-westminster-1.2747966 NOW IF I WAS IN THE BRED BUSINESS, YOU WOULD SEE A PERFECT RISE OUT OF MY PRODUCTS. EVER SEE ME BAKE A MEAN BATCH OF DOUGH BEFORE ! A MASTER ARTIST THAT ONLY PRODUCES PERFECTION – HOT OUT OF THE OVEN ! SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG HOT OMG YOU’LL WANT MORE – HOOK, LINE AND SINKER…
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Now if only I had a birdcage with a talking parrot in it – damn
Calgary Sun – “Plane wreckage” found in Thailand fuels talk of missing Malaysian jet http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/01/23/plane-wreckage-found-in-thailand-fuels-talk-of-missing-malaysian-jet SO LATE IN THE GAME AT THIS POINT, I WOULD TAKE MY LCD MONITOR AND USE IT TO LINE THE BOTTOM OF MY PARROT’S DWELLING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR MY HEARING ENJOYMENT. ANYONE GOT A SPARE TALKING…
