Now if only I had a birdcage with a talking parrot in it – damn

Calgary Sun – “Plane wreckage” found in Thailand fuels talk of missing Malaysian jet

http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/01/23/plane-wreckage-found-in-thailand-fuels-talk-of-missing-malaysian-jet

SO LATE IN THE GAME AT THIS POINT, I WOULD TAKE MY LCD MONITOR AND USE IT TO LINE THE BOTTOM OF MY PARROT’S DWELLING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR MY HEARING ENJOYMENT.

ANYONE GOT A SPARE TALKING PARROT THEY WANT TO LEND OUT FOR A WHILE ???

YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR THE ALTERNATIVE FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT STORY I ORIGINALLY DREAMED UP FOR THIS FAIRY TALE STORY.

NOT PRETTY. STICK TO THE FACTS AT HAND. PLEASE NEXT TIME. GHOST STORIES ARE A DYING BREED.

HAVE YOU SEEN ONE LATELY LIKE LITTLE GREEN MEN AND FUZZY BLURRY UFO SELFIE PICS ???

TIME TO INCREASE THE PRICE OF THE PAPER TO IMPROVE QUALITY PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM.

OXYMORON I KNOW, BUT IT’S WORTH A SHOT !!!

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