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Nothing like the familiar smell of Monday morning to start off the week. ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL WEEKEND TRYING ON MY NEW SPACEBOOTS. ACTUALLY MORE OF AN INCREDIBLE IONIZATION BREAKTHROUGH LAST THURSDAY, WITHOUT ALL THE USUAL OMG FANFARE. MUM IS THE WORD… BETTER LEARN LATE THAN NEVER AS THEY SAY. NOW, WHERE WAS I??? OH YEAH, MONDAY……
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WSJ – References to Islam in School Textbooks Stir Up a Fight
http://www.wsj.com/articles/references-to-islam-in-school-textbooks-stir-up-a-fight-1452853800 YOU WILL REQUEST THE HELP OF ISLAMIC SCHOLARS WITH SOA CREDENTIALS TO ASSIST YOU IN FORMING A BASIC REFERENCE TO HISTORICAL EVENTS OF THE PAST. THIS WILL PUT EVERYONE ON THE SAME PAGE AND WAVELENGTH.
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OH BTW MORONS – DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE, I’VE NEVER MENTIONED IT, BUT HERE GOES
YES THE MORONS THINK THEY CAN GET YOUR JUICES FLOWING AND ALL A FLUTTER WITH AN AIR SPRAY AND WIFF OF CHEESE. SAY CHEESE WHAT YOU SAY??? ACTUALLY FIGURED IT OUT. IT’S MORE OF A BACTERIA AND PROBABLY YEAST TYPE OF STARTER. COMES FROM PARMESAN CHEESE, IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN WHICH I’VE DROPPED A LONG…
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SHALL I – WTF, WHY NOT *** MARK ***
LET’S MARK THIS PAGE BLANK AND COME BACK TO IT IN FEBRUARY SHALL WE ! THAT WAY YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO DOUBT WHAT I KNEW BEFORE IT HAPPENED. STAY TUNED. YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
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Project ATTAR – HUH – INNOVATIVE REALLY BENDS MY NEURONS
OTTAWA SUN – 2 Ottawa, Gatineau buildings seized in drugs, organized crime probe http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/14/assests-frozen-from-two-ottawa-biz-in-organized-crime-probe NEXT TIME USE THE FOLLOWING TO BE TRULY INNOVATIVE INSTEAD OF COVERING YOUR ASSES AND PAINTED ON YOUR BACKS – I’M WITH DUMBASS AND JACKASSES HERE’S A STARTER – EYE OF RA GEEZ, I EVEN HAVE TO TELL THE FEDS HOW…
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Driving.ca – This Nissan Rogue is winter’s worst nightmare
http://driving.ca/nissan/rogue/auto-news/news/this-nissan-rogue-is-winters-worst-nightmare MY NEXT SNOWBOARD WITH VERY OWN GPS SO I DON’T GET AVALANCHED ONCE THE PA ALARM BELL RINGS LOUD AND CLEAR. NOW NOW, DOWN FIDO. STOP WAGGING THAT BIG TAIL – THE GUYS WILL BLUSH !!! WOOF WOOF – MY LIKES ALOT.
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Globe & Mail – Netflix to block proxy access to content not available locally
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/tech-news/netflix-to-block-proxy-access-to-content-not-available-locally/article28181637/ Kidding right? How stupid do you think internet users are really? You can’t block anything anymore unless YOU SHUTDOWN THE NET. HOW PRACTICAL IS THAT ? DIDN’T THINK SO. NETFLIX, GET USED TO THE IDEA AS WELL AS HOLLYWOOD – IT’S A CONNECTED PLANET. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND – DUH !
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Calgary Herald – WestJet vows to compete with new rival NewLeaf on fares, not added fees
http://calgaryherald.com/business/local-business/westjet-vows-to-compete-with-new-rival-newleaf-on-fares-not-added-fees Well now that I’m outta of and away from all things Alberta, I’ll state for the record that Westjet did nothing to help impress me on flight costs. Especially with regards to extra baggage fees. You would think that with the price of oil being down, things would improve. Alas like the Alberta economy,…
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Ottawa Sun – Working out or hooking up? A lot of us are having sex at the gym, apparently
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/01/14/working-out-or-hooking-up-a-lot-of-us-are-having-sex-at-the-gym-apparently Apparently I didn’t get that memo. Damn, missed the boat on great piggy sex at the local fitness joint. Tsk tsk, though Ottawa Sun, you may want to reconsider wiping things down being a slight to the POLE DANCING CROWD out there. Seems it was never an issue to have all types of lips…
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