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OKAY THAT DOES IT !!! CAN SOMEONE RUN TO THE PATENT OFFICE WITH THIS ???
EVERY TIME I GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP… POOR OLD POOCHIE TIED UP BUTT NAKED ON THE COLD CONCRETE AND SNOW COVERED GROUNDS ARE SCREAMING DOGGIE RIGHTS ABUSE !!! INVENT A DAMN BENCH OR HOTSEAT FOR THE POOR THINGS !!! LIKE COME ON… WE SEND PEOPLE TO THE MOON LIKE 5P YEARS AGO AND ZIP…
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Theo Moudakis: Marijuana mart | Toronto Star
https://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorial_cartoon/2017/03/27/theo-moudakis-marijuana-mart.html Poof there goes that bet … damn. I PLACED IT ALL ON E-MART being South Korean and all. Well guess we’ll all have to find bic lighters for our next big fix.
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Raptors roll over Ross, Magic | Toronto Star
https://www.thestar.com/sports/raptors/2017/03/27/raptors-roll-over-ross-magic.html Found the words last night during my midnight shift. When your rear flank is exposed… Cover your BUTTS with short calls to make sure your bets are covered ! SUMS IT ABOUT RIGHT HUH SLICKZ !!! ALL OF YOUS…
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You would have a hard time believing this…
HOW MULTI-THREADED A BRAIN IS RUNNING SO MANY CONCURRENT PROCESSES AND YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU AND SPELL IT OUT ! INFORMATION WHACK OVERLOAD… OMG I HAVE TO PUNCH MY TIMECARD OUT TO FINISH THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT OR ELSE THERE’S LITTLE TIME LEFT FOR THE MUNDANE OF WATCHING BUSY LITTLE BEES…
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Diamond & Diamond attempting to quash bill aimed at protecting accident victims | Toronto Star
https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2017/03/27/diamond-diamond-attempting-to-quash-bill-aimed-at-protecting-accident-victims.html Funny how the radar gets closer and louder huh ? Must be the doppler effect. Well let me tell you a story of a dream last night ! God I’m getting the hang of this… finally maudit !!! SKIING DOWN DOUBLE DIAMOND RUNS… Till you hit those moguls just right… the slope and gravity…
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Ontario’s new chief digital officer dumps Trump | Toronto Star
https://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2017/03/27/ontarios-new-chief-digitial-officer-dumps-trump.html Nothing like testing 123 testing 123… Taking the system for a timestamp test twirl… Once caught up… that will only leave the Harris factor to straighten out ! Let’s see how 50 SHADES SPELLS TIME in this case See EASY AS Pi 😆😆😆
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USA Today – What does ‘sex positive’ mean? Your questions, answered >>> It’s a start <<<
http://college.usatoday.com/2017/03/27/what-does-sex-positive-mean/ BETTER YET, HERE IS ANOTHER WAY… USE THE OLD THERMOMETER IN YOUR HOUSE ANALOG ON BUTTON – VOLUME… LET’S CHECK THE COMFORT ZONE OFF BUTTON – CHANGE CHANNEL.. NO FLY ZONE TEMPERATURE GAUGE SETTING SET TO DESIRED TEMP (FROM BASIC 101 VANILLA TO DOUBLE DIAMOND KINK) TEMPERATURE RANGE 0 DEGREES(NO INTEREST TO 100 DEGREES…
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As Americans fail drug tests, employers hire refugees – CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/refugees-jobs-drug-testing/index.html WHEN YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON & ARE ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH… YOU GET A PLACE CALLED HERSHEY’S IN SMITH FALLS ONTARIO WHO MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORUNITY TO TRANSFORM THE IRRESITIBLE SCENT & TASTE OF CHOCOLATE INTO THE NEXT BIG THING CALLED THE MELTING POT OF GOLD !!! TO BAD FOR NOT GETTING IT…
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National Post – Yet another risk of smartphone portraits? Canadian study raises the spectre of ‘selfie-epilepsy’
http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/health/yet-another-risk-of-smartphone-portraits-canadian-study-raises-the-spectre-of-selfie-epilepsy&pubdate=2017-03-27 OMG ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY VERSION OF A LOOK MA NO HANDS ORGASM EXPERIENCE THAT PEOPLE HAVE CLUED INTO FOR THOSE DOPAMINE RE-UPTAKE ACCERLATOR MOMENTS !!! THERE BEAT THAT KODAK MOMENT… POLARIOD TO BAD… MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH !!! OMG TO MUCH… QUICK LET ME GRAB MY S7…
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School of fish – DANCING TO…
https://www.google.ca/search?q=school+of+fish&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwijv8Ktq_fSAhUK0IMKHTv9DmoQ_AUICSgB&biw=600&bih=828 IONIZATION OF WAVES 😆