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http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/15/health/sanjay-gupta-dalai-lama-meditation/index.html Welll the frontpage headline said ‘MEDITATE & LIVE TO 100’ Okay works if you have a short sighted goal of just health ! MEDITATION ISN’T ABOUT A TUNEUP AT THE BODY SHOP !!! IT’S A MEANS TO AN END CALLED – PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT. JUST LIKE YOGA ISN’T JUST ABOUT YOGA, PRANIC BREATHING ISN’T…

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2700456-jay-cutler-photographed-naked-on-instagram-by-wife-kristin-cavallari?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial OMG WHAT’S THAT ??? I’LL GO TO FLORIDA IF I WANT FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGES

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ten-years-in-prison-for-fake-doctor-whose-cosmetic-buttock-injections-proved-fatal-to-mother-of-three&pubdate=2017-03-30 This new thing called what ??? The Kardashian Syndrome ???

DeadPOOL… TOOOOOO MUCH NOW I’VE GOT A MATCHING LOCATION CESSPOOL NAMES, FACES, CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY MAY APPEAR TO BE FICTIONAL… HOWEVER YOUR EYES ARE BEING DECEIVED… Tis a true story… I’m afraid

https://www.thestar.com/life/2017/03/28/sapiosexual-is-the-latest-it-word-on-dating-sites.html NOW look here one minute. We’ve only got 26 letters in the alphabet. AND 5 are already spoken for while I’m trying to cram in a 6th. LGBTQ… TRY AND SAY THAT WITH 26 LETTERS !!! Never mind the a e i o u and sometime y vowels slipping in ! Gonna take to…

http://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/travel/experience/food-and-wine/2017/03/23/behind-the-scenes-of-mount-gay-rum/99548932/ Harty Har matey… does this mean Captain Jack Sparrow’s secret cache is out ???

http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2017/03/28/etats-unis-16-tonnes-de-cocaine-saisies-par-les-garde-cotes-en-floride $10 qu’ons n’ettends plus jamais de ces 16 tons apret que les 15minutes aux nouvelles sont fini !!! Maintenant mon cher Watson… un GPS sur le gros lots est en ordre !!!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/29/politics/another-north-carolina-hb-2-proposal-fails/index.html OH OH… SOMEONE GET THE LATEX GLOVES PLEASE ! I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE THE POOR SOUL WHO HAS TO REWIND USED TOILET PAPER !!!

RUN TO PRESTON HARDWARE AND GET ALL THE PICKLING MASON JARS I CAN GET A HOLD OF. LET’S SEE NOW… THINK THE ONLY OTHER TIME I CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER WHAT FRESH AIR SMELLS LIKE WAS AT SUNSHINE VILLAGE RIDING UP THE GONDOLA, MARVELING AT THE SCENERY AND TRYING TO COUNT ALL THE BRAS ON THE…

LONGHORN SALOON… HOT HOT HOT AND NOT YET IN MIAMI DOING THE CHA CHA TOOOOOO MUCH