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https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-u-a-e-has-been-secretly-carrying-out-attacks-on-iran-f1745a0d?mod=lead_feature_below_a_pos1 I WOULD RUB IT IN… PLUG & LEAK OR IS THAT… LEAK & PLUG I WOULD LEAVE A CALLING CARD AFTERWARDS… YOU KNOW ME BEING THE HELPFUL TYPE… A PACK OF CHEWING GUM YOU DON’T WANT THE ACTIVISTS AND ENVIRONMENTALIST UP IN ARMS AGAINST YOU AFTERALL… BE FRIENDLY, BE HAPPY, MAKE IT WORK FOR…

AT THIS RATE… GONNA HAVE TO GET MORE CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL WONDER WHAT THE PRICE OF GAS IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE AFTER THAT ??? NOT GOOD I’LL BET YA OKAY… MIGHT AS WELL ASK FOR THE SUN AND THE STARS WHILE AT IT… WITH THE MEET UP IN CHINA… MORE THIS FOR THAT AND HIDE…

GOT THE WINDOWS AND DOOR ON FULL WIDE OPEN !!! MAYBE I’LL SPEND A DAY AT THE BEACH TODAY… WANNA JOIN ??? DIAL… 1-888-IN-THE-BUFF PERKY NIPPLES OPTIONAL

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/05/11/ai-agents-of-chaos-run-riot-inside-companies WELL I SAID IT ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN… DAMN THAT WAS A QUICKIE… LOOKS LIKE… SONS OF ANARCHY ARE ALREADY OUT OF BUSINESS AND LOOKING FOR NEW GIGS I WONDER HOW THAT’S GONNA WORK OUT NOT I SUSPECT !!!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/2026/05/12/georgia-captain-given-11-year-ban-over-urine-swap-scanda NOW IF HE HAD JUST ASKED POLITELY… WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM A HAND… errr FREE SAMPLE OF THE BEST VINTAGE YEARS… MINE’S INVISIBLE

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/12/keir-starmer-latest-news-resign-speech-labour-mps-streeting Hmmmmmm, OKAY BUT THERE MIGHT NOT BE A LEG TO STAND ON ONCE ALL THE HOLES IN THE OFFICE GIVE WAY… JUST SAYING… MAYBE AT THIS RATE… MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD IDEA STAYING IN OFFICE… DON’T KNOW WHAT THE ISSUE IS… BUT SURE HAS A LOT OF LEGS HAVING HIT THE ROAD

How Hezbollah’s $300 drones are challenging Israeli military https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/12/how-hezbollah-3d-printed-drones-challenging-israeli-military OKIE DOKIE… GROUND CONTROL… YOU’VE GOT A PROBLEM… SORRY…. WATER CONTROL… ALL YOU SPORTS TYPE… YEAH YOU FLY BOYS… GALS… YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO RUN UP AND HUSTLE THOSE KESTERS ASAP… BUY YOUR FISHING LINES FAST BEFORE SOMEONE DECIDES TO USE THEM NEXT TIME AS…

WELL… AT LEAST TRUMP’S VISIT TO CHINA WON’T BE A TOTAL LOST !!! GO HABS GO !!! HOW DO YOU SAY THAT EN CHINOIS ??? AND THE GOOD NEWS… IT’S NOT IN URANIUM SPEAK FROM IRAN !!! FOR NOW… NO WORRIES… YOUR MONITOR ISN’T GLOWING … FOR NOW ANYWAYS !!!

https://www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/dozens-of-parking-tickets-issued-around-canadian-tulip-festival WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, MAYBE IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON TO MORE PRACTICAL THINGS IN LIFE… ONCE YOU’VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE AND KNOW EVERYTHING… IT GETS PRETTY DAMN BORING UNLESS YOU TIP TOE AROUND THE TULIPS… WITH THAT IN MIND… AND THE KAMA SUTRA SAYS… BE PRACTICAL OKAY, LIGHTS ON… GOING TO INVENT A KLINGON CLOAKING DEVICE…