Dozens of parking tickets issued around Canadian Tulip Festival

https://www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/dozens-of-parking-tickets-issued-around-canadian-tulip-festival

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, MAYBE IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON TO MORE PRACTICAL THINGS IN LIFE…

ONCE YOU’VE DONE EVERYTHING ELSE AND KNOW EVERYTHING…

IT GETS PRETTY DAMN BORING UNLESS YOU TIP TOE AROUND THE TULIPS…

WITH THAT IN MIND…

AND THE KAMA SUTRA SAYS…

BE PRACTICAL

OKAY, LIGHTS ON…

GOING TO INVENT A KLINGON CLOAKING DEVICE FOR CARS, TRUCKS AND SUCH…

IF PARKING ENFORCEMENT CAN’T SEE IT, FIND IT…

THEY CAN’T TICKET THE DAMN THINGS…

I’LL CALL IT …

BUDDHA’S GHOST PATENT NUMBER 1

SEE EASY…

NEXT

SORRY CORRECTION REQUIRED…

ALWAYS LOSE TRACK OF THOSE INVISIBLE …

ZEROS

BUDDHA’S GHOST PATENT NUMBER ZERO

THERE

MUCH BETTER

AS YOU CAN SEE, TRACKING THE INVISIBLE IS ALWAYS A CHALLENGE !!!

NOW I WONDER IF THEY START LOSING KA-CHING ON PARKING TICKETS…

WHO’S NEXT ON THE GOTCHA LIST ???

MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE CLOAKS OF INVISIBILITY FOR JAY WALKERS TOO

BUSY BUSY BUSY…

NEVER ENDS

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