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Inspiration without the OMG factor – practical results P.D.Q…. You’re still trying damn hard – but from where I’m sitting it’s still all wrong
\MARK POST #6005 It’ll be the way I decide moving forward or it’ll be the quickest damn shortcut in the entire universe. Think creative in terms of getting the speed I need to do my job. And no, drugs aren’t the shortcut – they’re just a flash point of inertial spark. The one I’m talking…
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Tada – Breakthrough finally maudit…. Carpal Tunnel Sydrome
\MARK POST #6004 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpal_tunnel_syndrome An airborne chemical in your local proximity. Actually, I believe it’s intended effect is to create a schism between your arms and heart in the hopes of achieving 2 things. #1. A potential heart attack. #2. Definitely a religious connection to thou shall not MASTURBATE. DAMN, so that was the problem…
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Journal de Montreal – Les policiers en pantalons de camouflage
\MARK POST #6003 http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2015/06/10/les-policiers-en-pantalons-de-camouflage Wow, une chance c’est pas du ciment. Pas encore du moins. Ca fait moins mal dans ce cas. Cependant – cela pourrait être pire… ouch ! LA C’EST PAS DRÔLE !!! http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2015/06/12/un-chien-conduit-un-tricyle
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Globe & Mail – Peer-to-peer app aims to unseat Interac – and it’s free
\MARK POST #6002 http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/small-business/sb-growth/the-challenge/peer-to-peer-app-aims-to-unseat-interac-and-its-free/article24873716/ NOW YOU’RE GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM – FINALLY… DUH OMG HOW FRIGGIN SLOW ARE THE ZOMBIE TECHS WITH BRAINS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS GOING PEER 2 PEER, THANKS TO BIT TORRENT. CELLULAR PHONE SERVICE WILL TAKE SECOND PLACE TO WI-FI 2 WI-FI PEER SERVICE. BANKING WILL BE EVENTUALLY REPLACED BY PEER 2…
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Pathetic as usual – good luck trying though – MORONS
\MARK POST #6001 Come on you idiots, what… buying drugs from a guy who’s trying to drink whiskey at the BEER STORE ! When it comes to drugs, let me teach you a lesson for the entire group or brainless attempts. THINK CONNOR in CALGARY ! Now for the OMG MOMENT YOU ALL NEED. THE…
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Milestone – As Indiana Jones once said, it’s not the years, it’s the mileage :~)
\MARK POST #6000 INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK ENJOY O:~)
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Ottawa Citizen – Manotick chiropractor loses licence after second sexual assault allegation
\MARK POST #5999 http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/manotick-chiropractor-loses-licence-after-second-sexual-assault-allegation SLOW, REAL SLOW on the uptake of this sad situation. Seems to me that things should have moved faster here. Almost as if it were intentional to delay where this went in the hopes of somehow getting other people involved in this convoluted saga. Spidey sense is telling me that not…
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Montreal Gazette – Home News Pigs on the lam: Police chase down hundreds of piglets who got a shot at freedom when truck overturned
\MARK POST #5998 http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/world/Pigs+Police+chase+down+hundreds+piglets+shot+freedom+when/11121440/story.html OMG we’ve got a perfect storm barn burner event brewing here. Between the DOGS on the loose in Gatineau, pigs on the lam in OHIO probably making a run for the Canadian border and a couple of fugitives from jail in northern New York state, I say lock yourselves in your…
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Ottawa Citizen – Gatineau police on the trail of misbehaving dogs
\MARK POST #5997 http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/gatineau-police-on-the-trail-of-misbehaving-dogs Well if you ask me, brain power isn’t at the top of it’s DOGGIE game in this scenario. ANYONE EVER HEARD OF DOG TAGS ??? HOW ABOUT BEING AND GETTING SMARTER DOGS WHETHER THEY’RE IN CHARGE OR LOOSE FOOTED AND MISBEHAVING TAILS ALL ABOUT GETTING THE GENERAL PUBLIC ALL EXCITED FOR…
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Now for the KICK in the BALLS :~) You can thank your lucky stars it ain’t backwards
\MARK POST #5996 IF AND I STRESS IF, YOU DO MANAGE TO FIND GOD AND HAVE HIM SET FOOT OVER OTTAWA, THIS IS WHAT WILL FOLLOW… BASELINE TEMPLATE MODEL A-SEXUALL ASCETIC GAY LESBIAN TQ FOLLOWS HETERO = LEADS TO CHILDREN & KIDS & MORE MISERY FROM KARMA = E.L.E. WILL SURELY WIPE YOU OUT PERMANENTLY…