Live~NRGY

\MARK POST #5997

http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/gatineau-police-on-the-trail-of-misbehaving-dogs

Well if you ask me, brain power isn’t at the top of it’s DOGGIE game in this scenario.

ANYONE EVER HEARD OF DOG TAGS ???

HOW ABOUT BEING AND GETTING SMARTER DOGS WHETHER THEY’RE IN CHARGE OR LOOSE FOOTED AND MISBEHAVING TAILS ALL ABOUT GETTING THE GENERAL PUBLIC ALL EXCITED FOR NOTHING.

GEEZ, YOU’VE THINK THEY WOULD HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH THEIR TIME.

MAY I SUGGEST USING A BETTER DOGGIE TRAP NEXT TIME AND USING FIDO SMARTPHONES AS DOG TAGS INSTEAD.

OH, BTW… TURN ON THE GOOGLE GPS LOCATION SERVICES JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU FIND THE PACK OF INDECENT DOGGIES DOING THEIR BUSINESS IN ANOTHER MUTTS PISSING TERRITORY.

GO ON, MOVE THOSE BALLS AND GET GOING NOW, YOU GOT WORK TO DO. YOU’VE GOT TO STOP USING THE WRONG ENDS OF YOUR HEADS AND THINKING FOR A CHANGE. DAMN, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF???

THIS PUBLIC MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FAR SIDE OF ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE HOPE OF AVOIDING ALL FUTURE DOGGIE CONFLICTS OF IMMORAL AND UNETHICAL BEHAVIOUR ON THE PART OF THE 2 AND 4 K9 LEGGED VARIETIES.

COUNT 1 LESS, ACTUALLY… THAT SEXY FEMALE OFFICER IN MONTREAL SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THAT LOLLIPOP IN A TIM HORTONS.

YOU GOT MY NUMBER BABY :~)