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Calgary Sun – PLATT Regulations preventing Calgary firefighters from driving ambulances “makes no sense,” says city Fire Chief
http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/12/15/regulations-preventing-calgary-firefighters-from-driving-ambulances-makes-no-sense-says-city-fire-chief Do I really need to explain how to go from stupid to smart in less than 5 minutes and make a difference when it counts ?
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Now that I’ve got you’re number – ULTRA-SONICS on my dick ain’t gonna work – KEYSTONE BOZOS
OMG, BY THE TIME IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO’S REALLY NUTS HERE. TOO BAD YOU PISS SO BAD AT THIS. HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE :~) COVERED MY NEW PA DICK WITH A HEAVY METAL PLATE. REST OF MY BODY TINGLES, BUT HOLA – MAGIC – MY NEW…
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CBC – Ottawa-Carleton Detention Centre lockdown lifted
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/weekend-lockdown-lifted-ottawa-carleton-detention-centre-1.3364303 Nothing like watching the incompetence of the Criminal Justice System and Correctional facilities. By the time the class action lawsuits are settled, it’ll be cheaper not to have any. By all accounts, it’s cheaper to watch this than Cirque du Soleil.
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NY Times – An Inmate Dies, and No One Is Punished
AND YES, I KNOW THE PLACE PERSONALLY, HAVING DRIVEN BY IT.
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ExxonMobile – Energy lives hereTM
http://corporate.exxonmobil.com/en/company/multimedia/energy-lives-here?WT.mc_id=ELH_Display_USAToday_ELH_15676527_Desktop&WT.srch=1 If I had been treated better in Calgary while helping to build that UNREAL parking garage for the new ESSO HQ at Quarry park… MAYBE, JUST MAYBE… I MIGHT HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE EXXON VALDEZ. SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AT THE TIME. OH WELL, THAT’S THE WAY THE OIL BUSINESS GOES. LOSS…
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There take that PLAYBOY magazine — Journal de Montreal – Serena Williams est la personnalité sportive de «Sports Illustrated»
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2015/12/14/serena-williams-est-la-personnalite-sportive-de-sports-illustrated MARKETING HEAVEN – PERFECT WAIT TILL I GET MY GOLF CLUBS OUT – 9 IRON PERHAPS ? 6 CLUB ? BIG BERTHA ? OKAY OKAY – HOLE IN ONE. MAKE THAT 2, JUST IN CASE ON THE OLD BACKUP PLAN ROUTINE. MAUDIT C’EST HOT ! OUCH OUCH OMG OUCH. :~)
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Calgary Herald – Calgary homeless shelter numbers projected to decrease
Bailey Hildebrand, Calgary Herald http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/calgary-homeless-shelter-numbers-projected-to-decrease Well I’m sure you’re an extremely sharp girl Bailey. But your math doesn’t add up. Try Googling it all again some other way and see if the algorithms helps sort it out. While some people, namely families can take advantage of some reduced rents from the unrealistic damaging socio-economic rental…
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Here pouchie pouchie pouchie – Watch how OTTAWA screws
http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/football/cfl/lifting-lansdownes-veil-lawsuits-tell-story-of-cost-overruns-business-failure-and-layoffs GOOD DOGGIE, YOU LEARNING ANYTHING YET ??? BTW – HOW DID THAT VIMY BRIDGE FIASCO TURN OUT ON PAPER ??? LISTENING FROM CALGARY WAS A HOOT. AND LET’S NOT FORGET… AIRPORT PARKWAY. DID I MENTION 882 BASELINE ROAD OR 1409 MAYVIEW AVENUE. DAMN, MEMORY MUST BE SLIPPING LATELY WITH ALL THE MULTI-TASKING.
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So if the standard doesn’t work… there’s always Lithium, oh yeah baby easy
https://www.google.ca/search?q=battery+cell+makeup&tbm=isch&imgil=PZGoNzFs6W5MpM%253A%253BtGfqB9dVmf0RyM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Ftymkrs.tumblr.com%25252Fpost%25252F7654140694%25252Fzinc-carbon-battery-research-i&source=iu&pf=m&fir=PZGoNzFs6W5MpM%253A%252CtGfqB9dVmf0RyM%252C_&biw=1787&bih=852&dpr=0.9&usg=__O1VkUM9DqzAe35uf_zyC5BrtVp8%3D&ved=0ahUKEwi2nJmatNTJAhXQpYMKHVH2AyoQyjcIJQ&ei=_RFrVvapLtDLjgTR7I_QAg#imgrc=KvLiFDHbCPTwyM%3A&usg=__O1VkUM9DqzAe35uf_zyC5BrtVp8%3D I’m sure the solution will no doubt present itself in short order. ONE ROD, ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL AND 2 KING-KONG BALLS JUST IN CASE – NOW PULL THE SWITCH https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_%28medication%29 AIN’T LIFE GRAND ??? :~)
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AH-A – A BRAND NEW MAN – OMG DO I LOVE BEING A TOP AND MASTER
COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED FASTER. Best part – NOW I CAN MULTI-TASK AND FUCK AT THE SAME TIME. IT GETS WAY BETTER FROM HERE ON IN. WATCH OUT NOW ! AND I HAVEN’T EVEN DECODED THE NEW ADDITION TO THE FAMILY. OMG OMG OMG CIRCUMCISION… OVERRATED ! FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. DO WHAT I DID…