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OMG, BY THE TIME IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO’S REALLY NUTS HERE.

TOO BAD YOU PISS SO BAD AT THIS.

HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE :~) COVERED MY NEW PA DICK WITH A HEAVY METAL PLATE. REST OF MY BODY TINGLES, BUT HOLA – MAGIC – MY NEW ALARM BELL PA RING AIN’T SORE ANYMORE ! TAKE OFF THE METAL PLATE – VOILA – MAGIC AGAIN – ALARM BELLS GO OFF AND SORE DICK REAPPEARS.

TELL ME IT AIN’T SO ! COME ON NOW – BETWEEN THE NEXT DOOR ROOMMATES AND THE ONE ABOVE WHO PRETENDS HE’S A HIT AND MISS RIGGER LOOKING FOR A GIG BUT ENDS UP BEING UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING WITH HIS THINGS RIGHT ABOVE MY HEAD CONTINUOUSLY NOW.

WORRY NOT MY FIENDISH FRIENDS – ACTUALLY THAT’S KEYSTONE BOZOS TO YOU, I’VE GOT THE DUCKS LINED UP – REMEMBER. JUST WAITING NOW…

SO, FOR ACCOUNTING’S SAKE, LET’S MAKE A NAUGHTY LIST AND REVIEW IT TWICE – TAKE FOR INSTANCE.

DOGGIE SMELLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ! RAISE A HIND LEG NEXT TIME AS YOU TAKE A WHIZ SO YOU’RE MORE USEFUL.

THEN THE 6 O’CLOCK CTV NEWS. DEAD RINGER. STOLEN MERCHANDISE IN A CAR PARKED RIGHT IN CHINATOWN JUST AHEAD OF GOING FOR A SUNDAY NIGHT STROLL TO MEET NEW FRIENDS. PRETTY FUCKING THIN !

WHAT’S NEXT – STASH OF DRUGS AND NOT ACCOUNTED FOR BY CITY COPS??? RCMP – GEEZ WHO KNEW IT WORKS THAT WAY? WHOOSH – GONE BACK ONTO THE STREETS.

HOW STUPIDLY INGENIOUS. PLANT DOUBT AHEAD OF TIME TO COVER YOUR ASSES AND GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

YEP…. NOT THE FIRST TIME, NOT THE LAST AND CERTAINLY WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL.

SHOULD I GO ON ??? KEYSTONE BOZOZ.

NOW, IF THE PRESS IS READING THIS, CAN YOU START POINTING OUT AT WHOSE FEET I SHOULD BE POINTING THE BLAME FOR ALL THESE GAMES?

SO WE CAN JUST GO ON WITH THE SHOW AND RIDE OURSELVES OF GARBAGE INCOGNITO THAT’S SPOILING IT ALL FOR US.