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CBC – Ottawa-Carleton Detention Centre lockdown lifted
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/weekend-lockdown-lifted-ottawa-carleton-detention-centre-1.3364303 Nothing like watching the incompetence of the Criminal Justice System and Correctional facilities. By the time the class action lawsuits are settled, it’ll be cheaper not to have any. By all accounts, it’s cheaper to watch this than Cirque du Soleil.
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NY Times – An Inmate Dies, and No One Is Punished
AND YES, I KNOW THE PLACE PERSONALLY, HAVING DRIVEN BY IT.
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ExxonMobile – Energy lives hereTM
http://corporate.exxonmobil.com/en/company/multimedia/energy-lives-here?WT.mc_id=ELH_Display_USAToday_ELH_15676527_Desktop&WT.srch=1 If I had been treated better in Calgary while helping to build that UNREAL parking garage for the new ESSO HQ at Quarry park… MAYBE, JUST MAYBE… I MIGHT HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE EXXON VALDEZ. SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AT THE TIME. OH WELL, THAT’S THE WAY THE OIL BUSINESS GOES. LOSS…
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There take that PLAYBOY magazine — Journal de Montreal – Serena Williams est la personnalité sportive de «Sports Illustrated»
http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2015/12/14/serena-williams-est-la-personnalite-sportive-de-sports-illustrated MARKETING HEAVEN – PERFECT WAIT TILL I GET MY GOLF CLUBS OUT – 9 IRON PERHAPS ? 6 CLUB ? BIG BERTHA ? OKAY OKAY – HOLE IN ONE. MAKE THAT 2, JUST IN CASE ON THE OLD BACKUP PLAN ROUTINE. MAUDIT C’EST HOT ! OUCH OUCH OMG OUCH. :~)
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Calgary Herald – Calgary homeless shelter numbers projected to decrease
Bailey Hildebrand, Calgary Herald http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/calgary-homeless-shelter-numbers-projected-to-decrease Well I’m sure you’re an extremely sharp girl Bailey. But your math doesn’t add up. Try Googling it all again some other way and see if the algorithms helps sort it out. While some people, namely families can take advantage of some reduced rents from the unrealistic damaging socio-economic rental…
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Here pouchie pouchie pouchie – Watch how OTTAWA screws
http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/football/cfl/lifting-lansdownes-veil-lawsuits-tell-story-of-cost-overruns-business-failure-and-layoffs GOOD DOGGIE, YOU LEARNING ANYTHING YET ??? BTW – HOW DID THAT VIMY BRIDGE FIASCO TURN OUT ON PAPER ??? LISTENING FROM CALGARY WAS A HOOT. AND LET’S NOT FORGET… AIRPORT PARKWAY. DID I MENTION 882 BASELINE ROAD OR 1409 MAYVIEW AVENUE. DAMN, MEMORY MUST BE SLIPPING LATELY WITH ALL THE MULTI-TASKING.
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So if the standard doesn’t work… there’s always Lithium, oh yeah baby easy
https://www.google.ca/search?q=battery+cell+makeup&tbm=isch&imgil=PZGoNzFs6W5MpM%253A%253BtGfqB9dVmf0RyM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Ftymkrs.tumblr.com%25252Fpost%25252F7654140694%25252Fzinc-carbon-battery-research-i&source=iu&pf=m&fir=PZGoNzFs6W5MpM%253A%252CtGfqB9dVmf0RyM%252C_&biw=1787&bih=852&dpr=0.9&usg=__O1VkUM9DqzAe35uf_zyC5BrtVp8%3D&ved=0ahUKEwi2nJmatNTJAhXQpYMKHVH2AyoQyjcIJQ&ei=_RFrVvapLtDLjgTR7I_QAg#imgrc=KvLiFDHbCPTwyM%3A&usg=__O1VkUM9DqzAe35uf_zyC5BrtVp8%3D I’m sure the solution will no doubt present itself in short order. ONE ROD, ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL AND 2 KING-KONG BALLS JUST IN CASE – NOW PULL THE SWITCH https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_%28medication%29 AIN’T LIFE GRAND ??? :~)
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AH-A – A BRAND NEW MAN – OMG DO I LOVE BEING A TOP AND MASTER
COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED FASTER. Best part – NOW I CAN MULTI-TASK AND FUCK AT THE SAME TIME. IT GETS WAY BETTER FROM HERE ON IN. WATCH OUT NOW ! AND I HAVEN’T EVEN DECODED THE NEW ADDITION TO THE FAMILY. OMG OMG OMG CIRCUMCISION… OVERRATED ! FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. DO WHAT I DID…
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Aren’t we busy little beavers – yes I don’t discriminate… it’s gonna be a long month, so brace yourselves !
I’ve been waiting for just this time to iron out all the curve balls. Trust me – the agenda is packed to the hilt and bone. You gonna be running and out of breath. Have I got plans for you Say CHEESE with bacteria for the NEW SELFIES HERE POUCHIES POUCHIES POUCHIES :~)
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Doggie biscuits anyone ???
Here pouchie pouchie pouchie. Good BOY, now eat out of my hands ! Sit, raise that hind leg real high for an inspection. Good flaccid as usual. There it’ll stay. GOTTA LUCK A GOOD FUCK ! BATTER UP ! And don’t forget the oderous obvious scent of 420 which MASKS everything. AND THEY SAY DOGS…