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http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/03/living/animal-planet-puppy-bowl-feat/index.html

PERFECT STORY OF THE DAY !

SEEMS LIKE THE PUPPET KEYSTONE POLICE DOGS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

CASE IN POINT.

WHO WOULD IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WANT TO FUCK SUCH CUTE DOGS SILLY ???

AND HENCE, VOILA…. MOVE TO THE NEW DIGS AND THE DOGS ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN.

NOT A NEW TRICK, BUT ONE THAT NEEDS DEFINITION NOW THAT IT’S ON THE RADAR OF ALL THINGS DOGS.

ON THE MENU OF DIRTY DOGGIE TRICKS, CHEMICAL SPRAYS INTO ROOMS TO ‘ENHANCE’ THE SMELL OF ALL THINGS DOGS. I HAVEN’T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS IT BEFORE, SIMPLY OUT OF RESPECT FOR DOGS.

BUT SINCE IT’S GOING TO REMAIN A TOPIC DU JOUR, WHY THE FUCK NOT.

SINCE THE INTRODUCTION OF A LITTLE RING CALLED A P.A. BACK IN DECEMBER, I CAN OFFICIALLY CALL MYSELF A TOP DOG AND FUCKER.

WITH NO HESITATION, GIVE ME A DOG AND I’LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT’S IN STORE FOR MUTTS WHO DESERVE MORE THAN JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CORRECTION ON MY LEASH.

AND HERE IS THE QUESTION DU JOUR FOLLOWING THAT LITTLE RANT ???

WHAT’S NEXT ONCE THAT LINE OF SOCIAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS PLAN GOES BUST ?

BABIES, KIDS, CHILDREN…. DEPRIVED AND STRIPPED OF ALL INNOCENCE?

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY FITS THE BILL TO A ‘T’ DESCRIBING YOU’RE LITTLE NETWORK OF DUMB, DUMBER, SO DENSE, YOU’LL NEVER GET TO STEP A FOOT INTO ENLIGHTENMENT AND SURVIVE WHAT’S ON MY MENU OF GOODIES YET TO COME.

IN THE MEANTIME AT THE NEW DIGS, MAYBE IT’S TIME I HAD SOME DOG MEAT TO COMPLIMENT THE AERIAL ENVIRONMENT.

SUCKS TO BE YOU KNOWING YOU’RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO GETTING IT RIGHT.

I CAN’T WAIT TILL YOUR MISERABLE MASTERS OF IMAGINARY POWER FINALLY GET IT AND DECIDE TO FUCK YOU INSTEAD.

HANDS WRINGING IN SWEATY ANTICIPATION OF THAT MOMENT.

NOW… CARE TO CHANGE THE FRAGRANCE AND PUT PUSSY ON THE MENU. Ooooops, ALREADY DONE THAT. SORRY. HI HO SILVER….. HORSES IT IS. LOVE A HUNG HORSE STORY. CAN’T WAIT.

SUPER BOWL ME OVER CLOUD 9 !