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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whac-A-Mole NOTHING LIKE BEING HUNG AND KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH THE STICK… errrr – ROD ! HANG ON WHEN THINGS SPEED UP AFTER THE PING WHO WANTS TO OUT FIRST OR RATHER WOULD LIKE TO BE OUTTED FIRST ? RATS AWAY ! NAMES NAMES NAMES AND NAMES… THEN WELL THE HEADS ! LITTLE PLAN…

So I tell my mother I want a MINI YORKSHIRE TERROR as a great alarm for the truck. She says… no way josie. FISH WOULD BE BETTER. ACTUALLY SHE SAID PUSSY FIRST, BUT I DECIDED TO SKIP THAT INTRO AND GO RIGHT FOR THE WORKING MODEL. OKAY, I never one to past on a great…

OMG I’M SURROUNDED BY…. (PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN EXPRESSION TO FINISH THE PHRASES HERE) ONCE AN IDIOT, ALWAYS AN…. WAY TO GO, CHARLIE…. WELL WHAT, DID YOU REALLY EXPECT CHEMICALS TO CHANGE THE OUTCOME ??? CHEMICALS NOT WORKING OUT IN THE SEX & PARTY DEPARTMENT ARE THEY. OOOPS, NOT ENOUGH METH AT…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiom Should be easy enough for the media, right ? Especially online. Cinch.

http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/anti-radicalization-measures-to-include-hallway-monitors-at-college-de-maisonneuve Well that’s about as smart as throwing hydrogen protons into the air and hoping it’ll bind with Ozone to solve the radical problem. If you need to go this far… it maybe already too late to deal with the issue. I suggest using chlorine instead with a dash of elbow grease. Nothing like hard…

http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/05/25/period-panic-menstrual-hygiene-day-sheds-light-on-that-time-of-the-month Like I mean, how could I resist such a tempting offer to respond ??? Got my goat on this one. So, without further ado – the Far Side of Silly strikes again. AT THIS RATE, WE’RE GONNA HAVE AN IMPERATIVE ORDER TO OBSERVE EACH AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR WITH SOME IMPORTANT TITLE…

RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES ALL ALONG. TALK ABOUT BEING BLIND AND OUT OF IT. http://www.agr.gc.ca/eng/about-us/offices-and-locations/central-experimental-farm/?id=1170701489551 ME GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE – WATCH http://www.fao.org/agriculture/seed/cropcalendar/welcome.do http://www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/crops/facts/climzoneveg.htm DEAR RESEARCHERS AND NEWS ORGS… PLEASE POST MORE INTERESTING THINGS THAN JUST THE USUAL IN THE NEWS. NOW THAT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR……… :~)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perihelion_and_aphelion Resounding answer… ask Zeus ;~) I’ve got much bigger fish to fry.

STRAIT JACKETS NOT INCLUDED ! NOTHING LIKE BUDDHA @ WORK NOT PRETTY, YOU CAN BET YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES !

NOPE – TOO BAD… AIN’T WORKING ! DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPIDER BY THE SECOND ! WOW, YOU’VE BROKEN THE SPEED OF SOUND BARRIER ? COOL ! I’M OFFICIALLY IMPRESSED. :~)