GUESS THAT LAST POST DIDN’T TICKLE BELL’S FUNNY BONE QUITE RIGHT

NASTY BELL

GONNA COST YOU MORE

YOUR DEFECTIVE BROKEN PHONE RETURNED WARRANTLESS FROM YOUR OWN RIGGED REPAIR FACILITY…

IS STIIL IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGE UNOPENED

FOR COURT LAWSUIT

HANG ON TO BOTH TIN CANS AT THE ENDS OF YOUR BROKEN STRINGS

NOT DONE YET WITH YOU

BELLS ARE GONNA RING LOUD AND CLEAR ONCE DONE WITH YOU !

MY ONE AND ONLY OFFER I WILL EVER MAKE YOU

SETTLE NOW – MY OFFER $1 MILLION USD… PLUS A BRAND NEW SMARTPHONE OF MY CHOICE WITH A TELEPHONE NUMBER TO THAT ACCOUNT WITH UNLIMITED EVERYTHING DATA TALK TEXT FOR LIFE WITH ZERO INTERRUPTIONS OF SERVICE FOREVER

MAKE THAT 2 SMARTPHONES

OR

BY COURT DECISION JUDGEMENT

BTW BELL – NO NDA AT ALL IN EITHER CASE…

I WAIVE MY RIGHT TO PRIVACY IN THIS CASE

AND

IF THERE’S AN FORCE MAJEURE ACT OF GOD DURING & THEREAFTER…

PRAY TO YOUR OLD GOD AND NEW GODS… OR HELL’S BELLS

BECAUSE I’M THE ONE WHO WILL HAVE PULLED THE STRINGS ON BELLS

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