You be the judge: my partner doesn’t like me telling him he has food in his beard. Should I stop? | Life and style | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jun/25/you-be-the-judge-partner-food-beard

LIKE IT OR NOT…

ALL HAIR ON EVERYTHING THAT GROWS HAIR…

IS THE PERFECT CARRIER GROUP OF…

BACTERIA…

AND

VIRUSES

SNEAKY WAY TO PROPAGATE AND DISEMINATE AND EVOLVE OVER DISTANCES

NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WONDER AND DO THE MATH AS TO WHY…

NEANDERTHALS NEVER MADE IT PASS GO

ADD TO BOOT… ANYONE STILL IN DISBELIEF AND DENIAL

LOOK AT JUNGLE PRACTICES FOR DATA

MEDIVAL TIMES AND DARK AGES MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR…

HYGIENE BEING IN DEFICIT JUST MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORST THAN IT NEEDED TO BE

DARWIN MISSED THIS OBVIOUS DATA POINT

YOU WOULD ALMOST BE REMISS TO THANK MEN GOING BALD AS A WAY TO MITIGATE PROPAGATION…

IRONIC ISN’T IT…

LOVE A FULL MANE OF HAIR

HATE BALDNESS

WHEN IN FACT IT’S THE OPPOSITE OF LIVING HEALTHER AND LONGER

BACTERIA CONTROLS MORE THAN YOU HAVE ALL BEEN LED TO BELIEVE

BTW – THAT INCLUDES ALL MICRO ORGANISMS… LIKE FUNGUS MUSHROOMS AND SUCH…

ADD…

HEAT & MOISTURE

VOILA…

AS PERFECT A METHOD OF EVOLUTION FOR LITTLE CRITTERS WITHOUT LEGS TO GO THE DISTANCE

ROFL… NOW YOU KNOW

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