ANYONE EVER WONDER WHY THEY CAN’T CALL GOD ??? HAVEN’T REACH THE LAST DIGIT OF THAT NUMBER YET !!!

1-800-Pi-ME

JUST WAIT TILL SMARTASS AI TRIES TO ANYWAYS

THIS SHOULD BE GOOD

INSTANT POOF

BIG BANG BOOM

NO WONDER THINGS IN HISTORY ALWAYS REPEAT THEMSELVES

ONLY DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS AND GET AWAY WITH THEM

AND

MESSAGE FROM MA BELL OPERATOR …

I’M SORRY THE PARTY LINE YIU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BEEN CUT OFF BY IRAN

IN A HS

HUSHED VOICE…

IF IT’S ANY CONSOLATION…

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY 40 VIRGINS FOR EACH IDIOT TAKE UP SPACE IN HEAVEN ???

THERE’S SIMPLY NO MORE ROOM…

SO ALL CALLS ARE ON HOLD NOW ANYWAYS…

TRY YOUR LUCK AGAIN AFTER ALL THE VIRGINS QUIT

AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONLY LITTLE PRICKS ARE LEFT EMPTY HANDED IN HEAVEN…

SENT RIGHT BACK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AND SIZZLE  THEIR ASSES ON HOT SEATS …

TAKES A WHILE FOR THESE IDIOTS TO FIGURE OUT THAT OIL & SPICES AREN’T A GREAT MIX

BEST PART…

ABSOLUTELY NO WATER

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