BEST NEW UP & COMING CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP BUDGET FLIGHT CARRIER…
STRAP UR ASSES INTO …
FLY BY THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS… OR SKIRTS… WHATEVER YOU FANCY…
STEALTH-DRONES-R-US…
UBER PICKUPS AVAILABLE FROM BACKYARDS…
BUT ONLY AFTER SUNSET…
SEAT BUCKLES AVAILABLE FOR EXTRA
NO LUGGAGE ALLOWED
PARACHUTES OPTIONAL
CROSS ALL YOUR FINGERS ON A SAFE LANDING
DEATH INSURANCE NOT AVAILABLE
RETURN FLIGHTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE DEPENDING ON YOU LANDING
BEST PART OF THIS CHEAP BUDGET FLIGHT…
NEVER HAVE TO QUEUE UP AND WAIT IN LINE OR TALK TO BRAIN DEAD AI AGENTS TO REBOOK
TERMS & CONDITIONS…
NO TOILETS AVAILABLE…
IF YOU HAVE TOO…
FARMERS IN DIRE NEED OF FERTILIZERS ESPECIALLY AMMONIA…
MAKE SURE WHEN YOU DROP THOSE SCUDS…
YOU HIT THE TARGET BANG ON !!!
DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOU iWATCH WITH GPS GUIDANCE SYSTEMS !!!
Live~NRGY 
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