UBC scientist making strong plastic alternative from grasses | Vancouver Sun

https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/ubc-scientist-plastic-alternative-grass

I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW…. OMG

First it was SOYBEANS used for just about everything but eating…

Then CORN for ethanol for fuel additives and to hell with the MAYANS and sacred rituals(well ok maybe the sacrifices by killing virgins a wee bit way over the top)…

HERE COMES GRASS….

Soon the cows and horses will be stampeding to graze the fields before the grass is all cut up to make plastic… oooops, organic composable grasstic bags…

AND TO BOOT… the cows and horses will have to buy and eat MOSANTO GMO grass because all the natural normal stuff vouched for on markets…

THEN HOMEOWNERS will have to grow weeds on the front lawns because grass will cost more than a mortgage on a home….

Finally, but I am sure this is not then end of more stupid ideas…

FORGET HEMP…. natural will be worth more than gold

OHHHH LLLLAAAA LAAAAA….

Best of ALL….

FORGET GOLF GREENS….

You’ll be playing sandpit forever…

🤣🤣🤣

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