SO WHICH STUPID MORON NEIGHBOR THOUGHT THEY HAD GROWN AN EXTRA 1 NEURON LAST EVENING ??? FIREWORK TAKEOFF SOUND GAVE YOU AWAY… DUH

I WASN’T WHERE I NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE EVENING…

SO THE ONLY WAY TO REACH ME WITH CHEMICALS…

HARVEY WALLBANGER FIREWORKS FIRED FROM NEIGHBORS HOUSE IN MY DIRECTION…

SORRY BUT ON WATERFRONT AND NO WIND… DEFINITELY AIMED TOWARDS ME…

NOW I KNOW THE CHAIN OF EVENTS IN CRIMINAL INDICTMENTS…

FROM NUISANCE…

TO NEGLIGENCE…

TO HOMICIDE…

LUCKY LIKE HELL THE FIREWORKS DIDN’T HIT ALL MY SPARE GAS TANKS WHEN THEY EXPLODED…

I SEE MEGA LAWSUITS ON FAIRMILE AT THIS RATE…

KEEP IT UP BONZO BRAINS…

I’M ON MY WSY TO MY FIRST MILLIONS

KA$$$$$$$$CHING

SUCKS TO BE STUPID ON BROKE & DEAD ON FAIRMILE

UNREAL

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