Coronavirus Looms Over Crucial Spring Season for Housing Market – The Wall Street Journal.

Coronavirus Looms Over Crucial Spring Season for Housing Market https://www.wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-seen-slowing-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-coronavirus-looms-over-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-coronavirus-threatens-crucial-spring-season-for-housing-market-11583963949

OKAY I CAN JUST PICTURE IT NOW…

CoronaVirus Free Home 4 Sale…

NO OPEN HOUSES

VIEWING BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

IF YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TESTED NEGATIVE FOR THE VIRUS BEFORE SCHEDULING A SHOWING…

SIGN HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE TO WAiVE ALL CONDITIONS

IF YOU TRANSMIT AND THE VIRUS INFECTS EVERYTHING. ..

HOUSE SOLD TO YOU

DONE DEAL

BTW – ENTER @ YOUR OWN RISK

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