HEY SLICKZZZ… I’M WILLING TO BET YOU’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS ON YOUR HANDS IF YOU’LL PARDON THE PUNT

NEXT TIME MAKE BETTER CHOICES

DO YOU OR DON’T YOU KNOW THYSELF ?

DIAL 1-800-IAM-SCREWED

LISTEN TO THE CANNED MESSAGE AND THEN GET A DOCTOR

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