Do Legal Analytics Really Matter?

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ALL ANALYTICS IS…

A STANDARD QUERY LANGUAGE WITH EMPHASIS ON STANDARD DEVIATION MARKERS EXECUTING CODE TO UNDERSTAND RANDOM QUANTUM NONSENSE THAT DOESN’T TAKE YOU DOWN WHILE IT KICKS BUTT AND BALLS DURING THE TAKEDOWN…

YOU LICK THAT EQUATION AND I DARE SAY GOOGLE IS IN FOR A RUN FOR ITS MONEY. IT DOESN’T LIKE BEING SECOND FIDDLE…

AHHHHH THE LIFE OF RILEY…

GOD ITS GREAT TO JUST SIT TIGHT AND WATCH FOR A CHANGE

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE STORY OF A BOY WHO CRIED WOLF ???

NO NO NO NOT THE FAKE ONE

THE REAL ONE THAT TRULY MATTERED

OH WELL… LET’S KEEP THAT GREAT BEDTIME STORY FOR WHEN THE TIME COMES HUH

NO RANDOM QUANTUM DATA BUSTERS FOR NOW… TOO BAD

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