THE BASE PRICE OF THE RIGHT STUFF OF IMMORTALITY…. πŸ˜† 4 X 4 PAWS UP & A HARD TALE TO BOOT YOU UP

100K INCOME OR LESS…. 3 UPFRONT PAYMENTS OF $33,314.15

100K – 1 MILLION… 3 UPFRONT PAYMENTS OF $333,314.15

1 MILLION – 1 BILLION…. 3 UPFRONT PAYMENTS OF $333,314,159.26

1 BILLION PLUS… 3 UPFRONT PAYMENTS OF $333,314,159,265.35

PAYMENTS 2 & 3 GO IN GOD WE TRUST – YIKES DARE I SAY… LAWYER COLLECTIVE GROUP(SORT OF LIKE LOYDS OF LONDON)*

* COMPLETE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE AFTERLIFE RESULTS IN YOUR NEXT NEW YOU LIFE(SEE NO SMALL PRINT ALL UPFRONT)

NOTA BENE…. ALL CURRENCY FIGURES ARE IN POUNDS CALCULATED FOR THE HIGHEST CURRENCY TRADING ON GLOBAL BASIS TO AVOID MANIPULATION BY RATS R US

FEAR NOT FOR THE CROWD WHO DO NOT MEET THE INCOME CRITERIA TESTS…

THERE’S A PLAN FOR THAT… BY THE TIME YOU ARE DONE, YOU’LL BE DANCING, SINGING AND PRAISING THE VIRTUES OF A WELL WORN BROOM, IF NOT FLYING IT πŸ˜†… OF COURSE THERE’S A PRICE, BUT AT LEAST IF IT DIDN’T WORK OUT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WORK IT RIGHT, AT LEAST YOU GAVE IT A SHOT

NOW, WHEN SOME OF YOU ARE FRISKY AND FEELING IN THE MOOD TO STRAP ON TO THE ROCKET RIDE, YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S GOING TO TAKE.

ALL BUSINESS TO GET YOU WHERE YOU WANT, YOUR AGENDA TO IMMORTALITY

HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES???

ALL OTHER IDIOTS AND JUDAS…. PLEASE FIND THE NEAREST TREES AND FEEL FREE TO MAKE COMPLETE USE OF IT’S LIMBS, BRANCHES AND THE HIGHER THE BETTER THE FASTER YOU CAN GET ON WITH YOUR NEXT WORK LIFE APPOINTMENT

LIVENRGY

BUDDHA FIRE

TAO OF EVERYTHING

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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