I’m gonna go out on a limb here… 1 hind leg up if I get it right

CIALIS INFLATOR…

CIALIS DEFLATOR…

BOTH DAMN INSTANTEOUSLY EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE…

REMARKABLE… A TRUE STUDY IN HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY TO A ‘T’

BET YA THE CROWD AIN’T GOT A CLUE WITH THE BEDROOM SCENE WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT AND ALL THEY HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT IS A LIMP ALL THE WAY TO THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE !

ON THE OTHER HAND… THEN THERE’S THOSE EMBRASSING COMPROMISING SITUATIONS WHEN A RED FLAG FLIED AT FULL MAST AND GETS YOU MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR !

MEN… WHICH IS WORST IN YOUR OPINIONS !

NO CHEATING ALLOWED NOW…

BOTH HANDS ON THE TABLE IN FULL VIEW NOW !

NOW…DID I EVER TELL YOU THE STORY OF THE MISSING DOG’S NUTS I RECENTLY HAD TO PER CHANCE MEET WITH IT’S OWNER EXPLAINING THE ‘WHY’ OF A FEW LOOSE SCREWS AT ALL THE WRONG TIMES AROUND KIDS !

UNFORTUNATELY THE OWNER DIDN’T CATCH ON WITH THE SOCIAL ENGINEERING… BOTH KIDS AND DOG !

BUT THAT’S A STORY FOR NEXT TIME… YOU’LL NEED A LARGE BUCKET AND A REAL HIGH HIND LEG…

THE THINGS I CAME ACROSS…. OMG

HEY… TRUE STORY… HONEST

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