I got to admit it SLICKZ… ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST feeling sorry for your KEYSTONE COPS ATTEMPTS

NOT THERE… BUT HELL I’LL RAISE A HIND LEG WAY UP HIGH TO SALUTE YOUR EFFORTS AT ENGINEERING MY FANTASIES AND TRYING DAMN HARD WHILE THE CIALIS AND VIAGRA CAN’T WON’T DON’T WORK…

LET ALONE YOUR OTHER TWISTED SETUPS TO TOP ME OVER THE EDGE !

DAMN… LET ME THROW A FEW BOUQUETS OF ROSES TO MYSELF BEFORE VALENTINES.

THERE… CARRY ON AS YOU WERE…

MAYBE I MIGHT JUST END UP RAISING THE OTHER LEG TO GET SOME WEIGHT OFF MY MIND WHILE TOTALLY LAUGHING IN TOTAL STITCHES.

OMG TO MUCH….

BTW – IF A FIRE DEPT. IS IN DIRE NEED OF A FIRE HOSEDOWN, NO PROBLEM AIMING FROM MY GEO POSITION ON THIS LITTLE SQUARE FOOT OF THE PLANET.

GIVE ME THE LATS & LONGS….

AND I’LL AIM DEAD CENTER.

JUST DON’T FORGET TO STEP ASIDE FOR SAFETY’S SAKE !

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