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See SPOT on the run…. !

THE SETUP – PLOT THICKENS

1. AN ASS, A DOG, HORSES AS THE APPETIZER.

2. STRONG SKUNK SMELL IN THE HOUSE DURING SERVICE REPAIR.

3. A CHEMICAL SPEED ACCELERATOR… 1ST GUESS, METH.

4. NO SAT SIGNAL ON UPSTAIRS BEDROOM TV.

5. WIFE HAVING SHOWER IN BEDROOM BATHROOM… DOOR HALF OPEN.

6. SLOBERRING PLAYFUL BIG DOG SNIFFING YOU UP AND WELL JUST AS EXCITED.

7. REPAIR DONE BUT STILL NOT WORKING… DAMN… MORE LAST MINUTE TROUBLESHOOTING. SIGNAL ON CABLE LINE THERE BEFORE AND IDENTIFIED…..

8. AH-A MOMENT…. DURING TROUBLESHOOTING, CABLE WAS INTENTIONALLY DISCONNECTED DOWNSTAIRS IN LIVINGROOM WHILE I WAS UPSTAIRS IN BEDROOM.  HUSBAND GONE… JUST WIFE AND GUESS LEFT.

9. LIVINGROOM CABLE RECONNECTED TO UPSTAIRS BEDROOM AND VOILA… EVERYTHING WORKS. THERE WAS NO NEED FOR SERVICE CALL TO FIX ANYTHING.

10.  BTW- BY NOW…. SKUNK SMELL TOTALLY GONE. SOMEONE MUST HAVE USED CONCENTRATED TOMATO JUICE ON THE DOG.

FINALLY HOUSE A MESS. NICE BIG PLACE BUT IN COMPLETE DISSARRAY. YES… LVINGROOM BEING PAINTED…. BUT DOESN’T EXPLAIN THE UPSTAIRS.

AND… LET’S NOT TALK BASEMENT. YIKES.

NOW…… SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE DIFFERENCES HERE !

PS – DEAR CUSTOMER WHO EARNED THE TITLE OF AN ASSHOLES !

YOU ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING THE VERY 1st ON THE BLACKLIST OF GOING TO BE SUED !

BUNKER DOWN… BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO ILLICIT REACTIONS TO THE CHEMICALS INTENTIONALLY USED !!!

MY I OFFER A SAGE WORD OF ADVICE – USE THOSE ASSES IN BETTER RECTAL POSITIONS WHEN THE TIME COMES.  COWBOY BOOTS & SPURS NOT INCLUDED !