Globe & Mail – My dog and I retire after six years of pet therapy

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/facts-and-arguments/my-dog-and-i-retire-after-six-years-of-pet-therapy/article31489400/

 

OMG GET OUT OF HERE !  THERE’S AN EASIER WAY !

GET AN APP FOR THAT.

IT’S CHEAPER AND WAY FASTER.

TRY THE GOOGLE TRANSLATION PAGE.  YOU’LL BOTH BE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH ALOT FASTER AND WITH LESS THERMODYNAMIC STRESS.

HERE TRY THIS FOR STARTERS… SAY IT 3 THREE TIMES TO CLEAR THE THROAT…

WOOF WOOF WOOF !

PLAY IT AGAIN SAM

AND IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME…

DOWNLOAD THE CONCIERGE APP TO HAIL FOR THE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM AT THOSE FANCY 5 STAR HOTELS.  LET ME KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.

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