You’re dreaming buds…. NO SUCH LUCK SCORING A SEX DEAL !

Your chemicals doing diddley squat !

Except of course for the same old same old in what… trying to get me to speed up my spending !!!

WHO KNEW YOU WERE SO CLUELESS WITH CHEMICALS !

BUT HAVE I GOT A STORY ON SPEEDING DOWN FAIRMILE RD TONIGHT FOR YOU !

LET’S CALL IT –  X MARKS THE OPTICAL ILLUSION SPEED TEST SPOT !

NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT YET… CAUSE I’M TICKED OFF AT THE MOM WITH KIDS IN HER PRESENCE !

BUT BOY OH BOY – DID I EVER BLAST THE CRAP OUT OF HER !

SO… I’LL COOL MY JETS GIVEN THAT THE CHEMICALS ARE DOING THEIR STUFF – YES AS USUAL – METH USED FOR SPEEDING UP SPENDING OF MY PAYCHECK AND OF COURSE….

TONS OF OPP COPS DOING THE SPEED CHECK THINGS ON THE ROAD !

KUDOS TO THE CAR ON HIGHWAY 43 FOR THE LIGHTS ON LIGHTS OFF WARNING !

NOT THAT I WAS GOING FAST… BUT SINCE THE TRAP WAS SET… BACK TO THE SPEED LIMIT ON THE LAST MILE !  COPS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY BEING VISIBLE.  BUT THAT ONE IS ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY.  PULLED THE PLUG ON THE GARMIN GPS BOOBY TRAPPED SUCKER THAT’S BEEN GIVING ME GRIEF TO NO END THE WHOLE TIME IT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY DEAR OLD DAD !  BUGGED, RIGGED, FIXED AND NO LESS MONITORED !

STAY TUNED FOR LATER LOONEY TUNE STORIES !

YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT !

 

 

 

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