Now… here’s a critical question everyone has probably come across and asked ‘WHY’ ?

GORILLAS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MONKEY BARREL MAKE SO MUCH A RACKET.

IN FACT – GORILLAS THUMP THEIR CHESTS TO VIBRATE THEIR BREAST PLATES. YOU KNOW IT AS THE TUNING FORKS OF THE BODY.

WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING…

BY THUMPING ON THEIR CHESTS.. THEY ARE ACTIVATING CH3 IN THEIR LUNGS AND NEARBY ORGANS TO RELEASE POTENTIAL ENERGY STORED IN THEIR BODIES. BY RELEASING CH3(METHYL) THEY INCREASE THEIR USEFUL PRODUCTIVE STORED ‘HEAT’ AND INCREASE THE EFFECT OF THE VIBRATIONS EMINATED AS SOUND FROM THEIR LUNGS AND VOCALIZED SOCIAL COMMUNICATION NETWORK.

AND ALL THE OTHER GORILLAS UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICIT LANGUAGE RENDERED VIA DOT/WAVE PROPAGATION.

TOP TO BOTTOM – EVERYONE KNOWS WHO’S IN CHARGE.

WANNA TRY LIONS NOW ????

HOW ABOUT ELEPHANTS ???? ESPECIALLY ELEPHANTS WITH THOSE HUGE EARS ! BUT WAIT… IT GETS BETTER WITH THEM. THEIR TRUNK IS SO SENSITIVE…. THE EFFECTS ARE AT THE VERY LEAST BY HUMAN COMPARISON DOUBLED.

SO THERE YOU GO… GO AHEAD AND DO THE TARZAN THING THIS LONG WEEKEND FOR CANADA DAY AND THEN INDEPENDANCE DAY.

YOU’LL BE DOING YOURSELVES A FAVOR GETTING RID OF STAGANT CH3 STORED IN YOUR BODIES AND BEST OF ALL…

BEING LESS OF A PREY FOR SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

AFTER ALL SAID AND DONE, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY TASK OF CH3 AGAIN ???

REREAD MY POSTS AND YOU’LL GET AT LEAST CLUED IN.

THE OTHER VERSION REQUIRES FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE.

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