Live~NRGY

Well some idiot outside decuded to crack crack… then all the chicks and petfume.  Old 99 yr old from Montreal came and said hello.  Hell it’s his birthday and he’s in great shape.  Then of course the leaches, parasites and wanna bes who craved sction/satsfaction.  My guess between both legs.  And the annoying Starbucks server who kept going around in circles having friendly behind the scenes discussions with customers.  Work called and said I was suppose to remain on shift.  Hey… no one told me about that !

Finally we come to the raison d’etre about Starbucks visit today.

CHEMICALS CHEMICALS CHEMICALS CHEMICALS.

YOU SEE… CLIENT LEFT HIS HOUSE TO DO OUTSIDE WORK WHILE I WAS INSIDE.  THEN THE CHEMICALS BLITZED THE HOUSE… DAMN HUGE GREAT BIG SUCKER… PERFECT TO A ‘T’.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCREWED ONCE AGAIN…. BUT FOR 6TH SENSE – SAY CHEESE SLICKS !

WALMART OUT OF ICE FOR CHEST WATER AND DRINKS…. AND LO & BEHOLD… NEARBY MACEWENS OUT OF ICE TOOOOO !  MAGIC.  USUALLY I BUY, BUT TRYING TO SAVE MY 5 CENT SALARY AFTER EXPENSES.  HEY DON’T LAUGH…. I’M NOT IN THE RED ANYMORE.

NOW FOR MY RAISON D’ETRE @ STARBUCKS.

USE THE CHEMICALS TO SCREW SLICKS !

WORKS EVERYTIME !  DITCH THE BITCH !

GOT OTTAWA POLICE ABD GARDA SECURITY’S ATTENTION.  PLUS… FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS LIKE FLIES TO B.S.

WORKS FOR ME !

HOW WAS IT FOR YOU BRAIN DEAD SLICKS R US ???  GOOD !   I’M GLAD YOU LOVED IT !

TILL NEXT TIME.