CNN – Five diseases you can get from kissing

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/14/health/gallery/kissing-diseases/index.html

I can just imagine what a dirty look costs. Toll booths for getting up close and personal with your sweetie pie @ the emergency ward.

Geez, what’s the world coming to ? Next thing you know, you’ll be taxed on your very first breath. Butt naked and having had no time to put on that first diaper.

Images of bubble boys & girls are us. You’ll have to super super size the TROJANS.

OH WELL, OMG THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS FOR THE FALLBACK POSITION.

CPR ANYONE ? DITCH THE MOUTH TO MOUTH.

A JOLT, A ZING AND AN OMG ELECTRIC SHOCK SHOULD JUST ABOUT DO IT TO RING YOUR BELLS AND SEE STARS.

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