Ottawa Sun – 11% of police officers are on medical accommodation

http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/05/31/11-of-police-officers-are-on-medical-accommodation

QUICK TELL ME… WHERE DO I SIGN UP ?

THERE’S GOT TO BE AN APP FOR THAT !

DO I STILL QUALIFY IF I TAKE IT UNDER A COCONUT TREE, DAIQURI, LITTLE UMBRELLA, SUNGLASSES AND OF COURSE CLEAR BLUE SKIES, LAPPING WAVES ON THE COWBOY BOOTS AND WELL… SINCE I’M SINGLE AND ALL ALONE, IN THE BUFF(QUICK COVER ALL EYES UNDER 18 READING THIS). NO TAN LINES FOR ME, MERCI BEAUCOUP.

AH…………… WHAT A LITTLE BIT OF SUN ON YOUR NOGGIN WILL DO TO YOU. NEVER MIND THE OTHER GAMES.

JUST DON’T FORGET TO SEND SOMEONE OF LIKE MIND ONCE IN A WHILE. JUST FOR VARIETY’S SAKE.

IT’S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH ONLY 1 COCONUT TREE ON A SECLUDED ISLAND. DOG’S NOTWITHSTANDING.

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