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http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20160525-building-the-perfect-drivers-seat

CALL IT THE FAT WALLET FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS – CREDIT CARDS AND REWARD CARD THERMODYNAMIC ENTROPY OUT OF CONTROL !

BULGE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES AND AT THE WORST OF TIMES WHILE DRIVING IS A REAL DISTRACTION.

IN FACT SO MUCH SO… I WOULD CONSIDER IT LIKE TALKING ON A SMARTPHONE WHILE DRIVING.

WOMEN ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO USE PURSES.

NOT SO FOR MEN AND A DAMN PAIN IN THE ASS. HAS ANYONE COME UP WITH AN ACTION PLAN TO SUE FOR ALL THESE DAMN REWARD CARDS INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM INTO SMARTPHONES AND DOING AWAY WITH THE WALLET BULDGE THAT BORDERS ON THE INSANE !

EVEN RESTAURANT SEATS FOR MEN ARE JUST AS MUCH A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

CASE IN POINT MY DEAR FRIENDS !

DID YOU KNOW THAT :~)

AS IN ALL THINGS SOCIAL AND ENGINEERED, THE FAST FOOD BUSINESS INCORPORATES HARD UNCOMFORTABLE SEATS SO THAT YOU LIMIT YOUR TIME SITTING IN THEM AND MAKE WAY FOR THE NEXT ROUND OF INCOME GENERATING REVENUE.

SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY A LA FREUD ! IT’S ALL IN YOUR HEAD, BUT STARTS OFF WITH YOUR ASS ON THE LINE.

DON’T BELIEVE ME ?

TRY FINDING A NICE CUSHY SEAT IN YOUR FAV DINER OR JAVA JAZZ CAFE. FORGET LOOKING IN STARBUCKS AND SUCH – THEY’VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT WITH THE SEATS. HENCE THE $5 CUP OF JAVA. MORE ON THAT ANGLE OF INCIDENCE LATER.

NOW…. I’LL BET ALL THE FAST FOOD JOINTS ARE GONNA HAVE TO REVISE THEIR STANDARDS OR GET SUED AND GET BETTER LIABILITY INSURANCE.

ANYONE COLLECT THE HOSPITAL DATA ON MEN WITH THE ERD BULGE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES AND TOO LIMP TO WRITE HOME ABOUT IT ???

AS FOR CAR SEATS… WELL MOST MEN HAVE HEARD ABOUT BEING THE MOTORCYCLE SEATS… BUT PLEASE SPARE ME THE GORY DETAILS OF MEN AND THE REAR KESTERS DOING THE CHA CHA WHEN THE WALLET DIGS IN NICE AND DEEP.

PLEASE ADD THE AUTOCORRECT FEATURE FOR THE CAD PROGRAMS TO ADJUST FOR WALLET BUGLE PLEASE.

MERCI IN ADVANCE.

BTW – FYI FAST FOOD JOINTS… AS WITH ALL ELSE, EVERYTHING CHANGES. WHAT USE TO WORK AS A HARD AND FAST OUT THE DOOR 20 MINUTE RULE INSIDE YOUR FINE ESTABLISHMENTS, DOESN’T ANYMORE ! WHY – ONE WORD…. WIFI ! OKAY MORE THAN ONE – FACEBOOK, NEWS, EMAIL, GAMES, ALL OVER YOUR NETWORKS AND ON YOUR DAMN HARD DEFINITELY GONNA CAUSE INJURY TO THE BODY COMMERCIAL SEATS.

DON’T BELIEVE ME ??? JUST HAVE A LOOK A THE JETLINER AND QUICKIE AIRPLANE JAUNTS AND THEIR MATCHBOX SEATING ARRANGEMENTS.

CASE CLOSED !!!

ENJOY EVERYONE :~)

THERE’S GOT TO BE DATA SOMEWHERE IN THE LONG CENSUS FORM THAT HARPER TRIED TO KILL. DIG !

AND HERE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL CHEMICAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL. SEE, IT PAYS TO OBSERVE AND PAY ATTENTION TO ALL THE SMALL DETAILS.

HINDSIGHT IS BEST 20/20 VISION YOU’LL EVER INVEST IN. IT’S ALL ABOUT CONNECTIONS WHEN YOU’RE THERE.

TAKE A WILD GUESS WHERE I LEARNED ALL ABOUT SEATS SEATS AND MORE SEATS ?

NOT JUST A PRETTY SMILEY FACE – HUH ?